[AmericaUnited]

I write this from a hotel room in Washington, D.C., to which city I have repaired in only a semi-successful attempt to bring the news to our truth-phobic national capital.

At the heart of my message is that Barack Obama is an impostor, the Milli Vanilli of politics, a man who has been lip-synching for the last 13 years to lyrics pre-recorded by, among others, Bill Ayers.

Exhibit A in my testimony is Obama's 1995 memoir, "Dreams From My Father." The evidence overwhelms the dispassionate observer that Bill Ayers served as chief book doctor on this fulsomely praised persona-builder.

Now, the science is coming in, from a variety of sources, and it confirms a hypothesis that is evident to anyone who cares to look: Obama had substantial help from Ayers.

[AmericaUnited]

Cashill points out that in contrast to "Dreams," the Obama writing samples unearthed before 1995 "are pedestrian and uninspired."

"There is no precedent for this kind of literary transformation," he writes. "It is as if a high 90s golfer suddenly showed up with his PGA card -- with no known practice rounds in between."

[AndyTheBear]

Another analyst writes, "We strongly think this bears immediate investigation by the academic community at large as the initial data presented is highly suggestive that these two documents share large portions of authorship."

But the Obamesiah would never lie. The mere suggestion is blasphemous, and any academic caught taking it seriously does so only at great risk to both career and reputation.

[MNnice]

Hasn’t it also been determined that JFK didn’t write his Pultizer Prize winning “Profiles of Courage” either?

[Marie]

btt

[barker]

Used to listen to Jack all the time when he was on the radio here in KC. Love it when he fills in for Chris Stigall. Back in 2000, his webmaster was a FReeper. Met him at a Clinton protest.

[hershey]

B...but he barely knows Ayers. Can it be that Obama’s a liar? Heaven forfend. Hmm, what else is he lying about? Everything.

[jbp1]

fine, but now we need one of those 527, pacs whatever they are, to put the 2 and 2 together in a political ad and run it in the most-contested states.

Obama: teleprompter when he talks, terrorprompter when he ‘writes.............