Married life sure gets expensive!! :)
About a year after we got married, she was working nights and was trying to get some sleep one morning when a woodpecker decided to go after the aluminum downspout right outside her window. After about 10 minutes of this she got up, took down a Winchester single shot .22 from the rack, dropped in a short, walked out on the deck and neatly separated his head from the rest of his body at about 15 yards, and went back to bed.