About a year after we got married, she was working nights and was trying to get some sleep one morning when a woodpecker decided to go after the aluminum downspout right outside her window. After about 10 minutes of this she got up, took down a Winchester single shot .22 from the rack, dropped in a short, walked out on the deck and neatly separated his head from the rest of his body at about 15 yards, and went back to bed.
“After about 10 minutes of this she got up, took down a Winchester single shot .22 from the rack,”
she’s a keeper !
ROFLOL!
Does Woodpecker really taste like Spotted Owl?