Dear Red States:

[crymeariver]

Dear Red States:

If you manage to steal this election too we've decided we're leaving. We intend to form our own country, and we're taking the other Blue States with us. In case you aren't aware, that includes California, Hawaii, Oregon, Washington, Minnesota, Wisconsin, Michigan, Illinois and all the Northeast. We believe this split will be beneficial to the nation, and especially to the people of the new country of New California.

[Daveinyork]

Dear Blue States,

Since you are anti-war, we should have no problem taking you back, assuming we would want you back.

[DarthVader]

The blue states get 70% of the welfare cases and most of the violent crime.

[silverleaf]

Oh, they forget to mention they get Al Franken
(happy dance)

And virtually the entire population of Central America and Mexico to clean their pools and do their gardens

Peace Out

[Scythian]

Oh please let this be true, nothing could be better than dividing this country up, how terrific that would be.

[farmer18th]

There are a couple of red counties on the eastern side of California I would be willing to cede to Arizona. (If anyone asks me.)

[HamiltonJay]

the best beaches.

HAHAHAHA, I'll take the outer banks anyday over Cali beaches. I've experienced them both, and you can keep the Cali beaches.

[docman57]

Dear Blue States,
You only get Portland Metro & Eugene, we get the rest of Oregon.

[greccogirl]

Yeah? Well, we get sweet tea and cornbread, fried chicken and gravy. You get sushi.

And WE have the best beaches because we have Florida, and other beach states.

YOU get all the crime! (LOL)

[Reagan69]

Actually, if YOU (blue states) win the election, we’ll just take your letter and address it back atcha.

At this point in time, division may be the only solution. I’ll take the hard-working, REALLY smart (as opposed to harvard-smart), morally grounded, faith based people on our side, ANY DAY !!! (Not to mention, most of the military.) Oh, and we get JOE THE PLUMBER TOO !!

You can keep your welfare recipients and your ivy league “thinkers”. Good luck with that !

[Paine in the Neck]

“85% of america’s venture capital and entreprenuers” should have a blast serving this inbred market

How long do you think these two groups would stay in a country run the way blue states are run?

They'll be lined up at the border to get out in no time

[mnehring]

1. All States where ‘slave states’ at one point or another.
2. I’ll take Florida beaches over Cali beaches any day.
3. We have stem-cell research- adult stem cell research, the only kind that has actually succeeded.
4. I’m sure Intel and Microsoft will love to move where business taxes are more favorablle, less government regulation, and citizens with the money to buy their product.
5. You can keep Harvard, we have UT. :->
6. Like Microsoft, I’m sure the business will move where they can afford to do business.
7. We get States like Texas with the second lowest tax burden, yet the highest per capita revenue- the Laffer curve in practice.
..yadda, yadda..
BTW, How about if we look at this county by county, most of those States, like California for example, are Red with just a few Blue high population centers.

[weegee]

We get the nuclear silos, you get the coast to guard with manpower.

[HammerOfTheDogs]

Dear Blue States

In three years, your country will be a 3rd world $hithole. Your "brightest beaches" will be littered with Heroin needles. You'll be paying us thousands to help you defect. You'll be begging us to protect you from Canada.

[RockinRight]

We get fertile farmland and robust, growing cities like Atlanta, Charlotte, Houston, Dallas, Austin, and Salt Lake City.

You get Detroit, Milwaukee, South Central LA, Compton, Philadelphia, DC, Baltimore, and East St. Louis.

[Infidel Puppy]

Cool.
We get all the farms, guns, heavy industry, and income we generate.

You get all the AIDS activists, government employees, modern art museums, and welfare cases you've generated.

Do we have to wait until after the election?

[weegee]

We get Intel and Microsoft

You can keep Microsoft. Take Al Gore too.

[Army Air Corps]

We get 85% of America's venture capital and entrepreneurs. You get Alabama. Why would venture capital stay in an area full of people who loathe capitalism? Also, we'll have car manufacturing jobs that moved south already. You might want to also look at where much of the nation's shipbuilding and natural resources are located.

[Obadiah]

Dear Blue States,

I give you 6 months before you decend into complete social breakdown and anarchy. Good luck.

And no you may not come back.

- Red States

[mnehring]

You also get the highest crime rates, the highest High School drop out rate, and the highest rate of people on government assistance.

We get the most farmland and most producting oil land- therefore, you will be dependent on us.

[lakeman]

yeah but we have the guns. lol