Gutfeld: Obama Is as Untouchable as a Really Hot Chick

Fox News ^ | October 23rd, 2008 | Greg Gutfeld

[RobinMasters]

By Greg Gutfeld

Host, “Red Eye”

So yesterday, during an ideas meeting, a staffer pitched a story about Sarah Palin, focusing on how little we know about her time in college.

My blood pressure spiked, because naturally her history — or lack thereof — is far less murkier than Barack Obama’s. But it didn’t seem to matter, because no matter what you have against the man, it just doesn’t stick.

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[dragonblustar]

I love his closing line, “ You sir are worst than Hitler”.

[SAJ]

''...far less murkier...''???

Oh, this guy's a pip. Doubtless top of his class in J-''school''.

Sheesh.

[swordfishtrombone]

If you don’t appreciate Gutfeld, I feel sorry for you.

The man comes across absurd and comical but he’s very, very sharp and a true conservative. Read some of his HuffPo stuff... poor bastard was the lone voice of reason among so many Liberal banshees

[DTogo]

Watch the show. Very funny.

[Rum Tum Tugger]

Redeye may very well be one of the best shows on late night television.

[DirtyHarryY2K]

I had the miserable misfortune of being subjected to the “red eye” one night I had trouble sleeping... Half naked girlie men in cowboy hats and such... thought I was having a nightmare about the "log cabin posse" taking over FNC

Imagine my surprise when I realized it wasn't a bad dream, it was actually factual reality.. Thanks, but no thanks..

[SAJ]

On policy, I simply don't read the Huff-n-Puff. At your suggestion, if I get time today, I'll try to look up some of his columns.

Nevertheless, ''far less murkier'' is an unacceptable construction for a professional writer, unless he is specifically satirising grammar...which I rather doubt is the case here.

[Pajamajan]

Red Eye- my favorite show.

It's not for the "easily offended" . They get a bit raunchy. But, overall it's hysterically funny- By far the best late night show on.

[Right Wing Assault]

I think he really wanted to say “far fewer murkiest.”

[SAJ]

Wouldn't doubt it for a minute!

;^)

[MichiganRed08]

I love the show but tonights episode has me a bit heated. Julie Banderas is dressed as Gov. Palin and is doing her best to make Sarah look as dumb as possible. At first I thought it was a silly joke, but she has been doing it the whole show. Her last comment was about preventing people from getting birth control. It’s seriously starting to tick me off and I have sent an email to Fox stating my displeasure with there recent coverage. The only show that seems to still be helping our cause is Hannity and Colmes and Fox and Friends. I suggest all reading this shoot them an email and tell them Julie Banderas sucks.

[Maceman]

If you found out that your new girlfriend who happened to be Megan Fox worked with ACORN, hung around with Bill Ayers and used to do coke back in college, would you care?

A question I like to ask Democrat women is: "Would you be in a relationship with a guy who talked about you the way Obama talks about America?"

[bmwcyle]

I have no trouble using brutal honesty on hot chicks. I'm not attacked to stupid women.

[dragonblustar]

I totally agree. I’ve lost respect for Leno and I can’t stand Letterman.

[Lazamataz]

I have no trouble using brutal honesty on hot chicks.

I'm with ya.

[bmwcyle]

I said nothing about leather.

[Lazamataz]

You didn't have to.

It was inferred.

After all, leather is always inferred.

[ErnBatavia]

I suggest all reading this shoot them an email and tell them Julie Banderas sucks.

I've done that during some of her weekend anchor stints.....she's incredibly stupid.

[bmwcyle]

You can’t argue with a sick mind.