Okay, at long last the truth can be revealed.
Barack is the son of Palin’s older daughter. He tried to keep it a secret, because everyone knows the Palin family is such soiled goods. He knew it would be the end of his political career.
Trig is Barack’s evil twin, the smartest of the two. Barack is only 15, but he suffers from that disease where you grow older very quickly. His skin discoloration was an offshoot of this malady.
Barack isn’t really married to Michelle. He still hasn’t finished high school and they are waiting to get married.
Barack’s kids aren’t really his either. They were the product of an earlier pregnancy of the Palins older daughter.
Sarah hasn’t been getting those clothes from the Republicans. Barack has been providing them instead of hush money. The Democrats know, but they are willing to do anything at this point, to get Obama voted in.
When it becomes known that Obama is really 15, Joe Biden will offer to baby sit him if he can remain president. The DNC has 277 attorneys on retainer right now, waiting for the day they have to defend the young Obama on these charges.
Palin’s older daughter will move into the White House when she marries her boyfriend, so she can make sure he doesn’t stay out too late.
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This is what the Obama ding donga birth story is beginning to sound like. Less noise. More hard facts.
Oh. Well that make sense.