Posted on 10/22/2008 6:51:45 PM PDT by markedmannerf
FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE:
OPERATION ALOHA OBAMA yields up truth about Barack Obama.
Obamas father was Frank Marshall Davis. Obama is really Frank Marshall davis Jr., says Andy Martin.
Obamas Dreams From My Father was really a book about his real father, Frank Marshall Davis.
Obama was the victim of a historical anomaly, and robbed of his birthright as the scion of civil rights royalty.
Obamas original vault birth certificate is either incomplete or tampered with, which is why it has never surfaced.
Martin says Obama should submit to DNA testing with his brothers.
Was Obama the victim of a pro-life mother?
HONOLULU, October 22, 2008Internet powerhouse Andy Martin told a Honolulu news conference today that after an intense international investigation he is convinced that Barack Obama, Junior, the presidential candidate is really the son of Obamas controversial mentor Frank Marshall Davis.
Mendacious adults switched Obama at birth. That is why he has refused to allow access to the original or vault birth certificate, Martin told a Honolulu news conference. We believe the original certificate did not list a father. Barack Obama became the father as a result of an agreement between Ann Dunham, Frank Marshall Davis and Barack Obama, Sr.
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And I proved, by geometric logic, that someone stole the strawberries....
Used to be an OK school, but who is this Andy Martin, and why should I take him seriously?
Is this really the work of Andy Kaufman?
“Well, if Mr. Davis is an American Citizen, then, I guess, Obama, or whatever his name is, is an American Citizen also.”
Well, actually, nine lawyers dancing on the head of a pin might not be able to answer that question!
If his mother was married to BO Sr., then legally BO Sr was the father, even though biologically he might not have been ( but I think he really was ). Anyway, in this hypothetical scenario, if B.O. Jr was born in Kenya, he probably is not a US citizen, no matter who his biological father was.
Today on my way to lunch I passed a homeless guy with a sign that read “Vote Obama, I need the money.” I laughed.
Once in the restaurant my server had on a “Obama 08” tie, again I laughed as he had given away his political preference — just imagine the coincidence.
When the bill came I decided not to tip the server and explained to him that I was exploring the Obama redistribution of wealth concept. He stood there in disbelief while I told him that I was going to redistribute his tip to someone who I deemed more in need—the homeless guy outside. The server angrily stormed from my sight.
I went outside, gave the homeless guy $10 and told him to thank the server inside as I’ve decided he could use the money more. The homeless guy was grateful.
At the end of my rather unscientific redistribution experiment I realized the homeless guy was grateful for the money he did not earn, but the waiter was pretty angry that I gave away the money he did earn even though the actual recipient deserved money more.
I guess redistribution of wealth is an easier thing to swallow in concept than in practical application.
JMO of course and may or may not be true. However,the tone of the article is decidedly in favor of Bozo, calling him the son of "civil rights royalty" when in reality he would be the son of a communist, child abusing scum bag if these allegations are true. Martin has no proof.
HI NEWBIE!!! 10-18-08 and you’re telling us what to do....wow.
HI NEWBIE!!! 10-18-08 and you’re telling us what to do....wow.
Yes, that was my thought.
And then poor Ann bursts into tears and runs backstage, where Maury comforts her.
if he has an incomplete birth certificate maybe we can just put him out to sea and make him man without a country.
Could Biden drop a bombshell after the election about Obama and make him not electable and make himself POTUS
If thats true thats the funniest damn story I have heard in a while.
“your unscientific redistribution experiment” was priceless!!
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