Posted on 10/22/2008 4:57:18 PM PDT by lowbridge
Police said Bryan Perez, 22, and an accomplice made off with hundreds of dollars in cash in an Oct. 11 raid at an alleged brothel in Washington's Columbia Heights neighborhood.
According to charging documents, one of the victims took control of Perez's silver machete during a struggle and hacked off his right thumb.
About two hours after the robbery, a nine-fingered Perez went to an emergency room
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Is that a thumb or a nipple....
So he was fingered?
Well, that's pretty much the rule of thumb.
If he has a silver machete, why is he robbing brothels for a couple of hundred bucks?
ping
The cops released a digitized thumbnail sketch, and then nailed the perp trying to thumb a ride.
I guess any way you look at it, he’s all thumbs.
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