Front row seats for the freak show are expensive, you know.
I wonder if the fee includes priority access to the emergency exits, which will be necessary when FNC calls PA for John McCain before the dinner hour has passed...
Does the package include: 1) UN-blue cuff-links, 2) a seat on the newly painted UN-blue Air Force One, and an autographed copy of The Audacity of Hope? If so, then sign me up. I will inviting all my Vassar buddies too. This cements his “rock star” persona.