Does the package include: 1) UN-blue cuff-links, 2) a seat on the newly painted UN-blue Air Force One, and an autographed copy of The Audacity of Hope? If so, then sign me up. I will inviting all my Vassar buddies too. This cements his “rock star” persona.
The thing they are going to need the most is a gas mask if it goes down the way we’re hoping...