Maybe the Pina Colada is ALREADY in her hand, and thats whats causing her perception to be so skewed.
No. That's not Pina Colada talk. That's ThirdGlassofGlenlivet talk!
A glass to me means 1/4” below the rim of the glass, not 1/2” of liquid.
Then again, I drink any liquid like a fish, whether it’s water or beer...