THAT's The change they're offering.
Posted on 10/20/2008 8:46:37 AM PDT by TSchmereL
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, Maha-Rushie! America's anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do--that's host. Get ready to what you were born to do--that's listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
THAT's The change they're offering.
I think Powell’s role is to further depress conservatives and affect turnout. Clearly it does nothing to bring anyone on-board The Goodship Obama that wasn’t already.
I’m gifted like that...but don’t gamble.
Evidence....*LOL* Surely you jest....donchya know that saying it makes it true of you’re a lib????
How did you like the Packers vs. Colts game, Rush?
Doin GREAT....saw F.Lee Levin on C-Spam last night, it was good!
He's already spinning for Obambi's future foriegn policy blunders. That says volumes.
No doubt every dictator in the world will view the election of Obambi as a green light to romp and terrorize around the world.
Think the Drive Bys will show us the video of Hamas and Hezbollah dancing in the streets when Obambi wins?????
"In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act." -- George Orwell
Refs were certainly FLAG HAPPY that game.
Nice... Glenn Beck at 5? I thought he was going to REPLACE Alan Colmes!! :-)
Kudos to Ghengis for posting the "enhanced" cover.
Were there conservatives who actually thought Powell was one of “us”/”them”/whatever?
Powell said something about the “inclusiveness” of Obama’s campaign....I don’t get this. How is McCain’s campaign exclusive?
I wonder if Rita X will call in to Rush today.
She and Farrakhan will probably have a big problem with the Powell endorsement. Hee hee hee
20th Anniversary Flashback: Rita X — The Short Version
July 31, 2008
http://www.rushlimbaugh.com/home/daily/site_073108/content/01125121.member.html
BEGIN TRANSCRIPT
RUSH: People have been have been requesting, ladies and gentlemen, to rehear the call from Rita X from Detroit. Now, we’ve got two versions of the Rita X call. We have the full version, which ran over nine minutes. That may be a bit much. But we might do that version tomorrow. We’re going to play the 2-1/2 minute version now as just a little tease.
BEGIN ARCHIVE CLIP
[]RITA X: [T]he president and his Chief Joints of Staff are planning a secret war involving their over 40-year knowledge of an encounter with a galactic fleet which has been called the unidentified flying saucers.
RUSH: Yes?
RITA X: Let me just say this. There is a spaceship called the mother plane.
RITA X: And on the mother plane it has what is called 1500 bombing planes, and very soon in the 1990s, a four deplosion [sic] on the UFO phenomenon which has been withheld from the public will be exposed.
RUSH: Uhhh, I see.
RITA X: The Pentagon, NASA space program, the president of the United States, and the joint chief of staff — both Congress, and the senator of the USA as well as the Navy and Air Force intelligence, FBI, CIA — will be forced to —
RUSH: You forgot Interpol, forgot Interpol.
RITA X: Well, will be forced to face the nation in the mounting crisis in the air and on the land and — and the sea, and give up the secret. What are the secrets? The secret is the president and his Chief Joints of Staff are planning a secret war involving their over 40-year knowledge of an encounter with a galactic fleet which has been called the unidentified flying saucers.
RUSH: Rita? Rita, hang on a minute. The “Chiefs of Joint,” as you say, the chairman of the Chiefs of Joint is a black man.
RITA X: Colin Colonel Powell?
RUSH: Colonel Colin Powell.
RITA X: He —
RUSH: (laughing) Colin Colonel Powell. It’s Colonel Colin Powell.
RITA X: Well, let me rephrase this. Uncle Tom Colin Colonel Powell.
RUSH: General! It’s General Colin Powell.
RITA X: Because he — he is planning genocide on the black community as Minister Farrakhan has revealed to the masses of the people that President [George H. W.] Bush has sat down with Colonel Colin Powell to plan genocide against the black community. But this is why the event. The mother plane is there, and the mother plane will destroy England, and that’s why you noticed that when the first sightings of the writing in the hedges, uh, from Stonehengees [sic] and the writings in the grass was 50 miles from what is call Stonehedges in England.
RUSH: Stonehedges, yes.
RITA X: The mother plane with the 1500 bomber plane were dropped know dropped three baby planes, three bombs on England and destroy England, and also she will destroy your nav— your — uh, the air, uh — the, uh, America air bases.
RUSH: Yeah.
RITA X: And her jets and everything.
END ARCHIVE CLIP
RUSH: Now, you might be asking, “Where is Rita X today?” Rita X was from Detroit. Rita X was an acolyte of Minister Louis Farrakhan. I would suspect that Rita X is actively involved in the Obama campaign today, perhaps a community organizer, a voter registration drive precinct captain, or something like that. But no question that Rita X today — Rita X, if you’re still there, we’d love to hear from you. I’d love to hear how it’s going in the Obama campaign, because we’re sure that’s where she is. Maybe she’s Ludacris’ road manager. Could be. You never know. The possibilities with the kind of brilliance that Rita X displayed and the knowledge and the understanding, the depth of understanding she has of world affairs and “Stonehenges” and so forth; the sky was the limit for her, including the mother plane.
END TRANSCRIPT
Did Rush say he was in Pittsburgh last night?
Wonder if he got hazed at CNN. Shaving cream in his coffee?
Powel’s endorsement is nothing to brag about and will drive him further into irrelevancy when THAT ONE loses.
Someone needs to inform RECTUM Powell that Osama HUSSEIN Obama outted himself - Obama: “My Muslim Faith”
Fixed it!
The new Lions Quarterback (Dan Orlovsky) is doing good!!
I thought he said something about going to a football game there...but I thought the Steelers were at Cincy? But I got interrupted by a co-worker...so
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