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columbo still scratching his head

Posted on 10/18/2008 1:34:21 PM PDT by hope

 

 

 

Columbo still scratching his head.

Ah . Sorry to bother you Mr. Obama, Sir

Excuse me Mr. Obama, I mean Senator Obama, sir.

Um . . know you are busy and important and stuff. I mean running for president is very important and . . . ah . . . I hate to bother you. I will only take a minute ok, sir?

See, I have these missing pieces that are holding me up, and I was wondering sir, if you could take time out of your busy schedule and help me out. You know, no big deal, just some loose ends and things.

Hey, you have a nice place here! The wife sees houses like this on TV all the time and says boy she wishes she had digs like this you know? Is that painting real? Really? Wow. I saw something like that in a museum once!

Oh, sorry sir. I didn't mean to get off the track. So if you could just help me out a minute and give me some details, I will get right out of your way. I want to close this case and maybe take the wife to Coney Island or something. Ever been to Coney Island ? No, I didn't think so. .

Well, listen, anyways, I can't seem to get some information I need to wrap this up. These things seem to either be "locked" or "not available'. I'm sure it's just some oversight or glitch or something, so if you could you tell me where these things are . . . I . . . I . . have them written down here somewhere . . . oh wait. Sorry about the smears. It was raining out. I'll just read it to you.

Could you help me please find these things, sir?

1. Occidental College records -- Not released

2. Columbia College records -- Not released

3. Columbia Thesis paper -- "not available"

4. Harvard College records -- Not released

5. Selective Service Registration -- Not released

6. Medical records -- Not released

7. Illinois State Senate schedule -- "not available"

8. Law practice client list -- Not released

9. Certified Copy of original Birth certificate -- Not released

10. Embossed, sig ned paper Certification of Live Birth -- Not release

11. Harvard Law Review articles published -- None

12. University of Chicago scholarly articles -- None  

13. Your Record of baptism-- Not released or "not available"

14. Your Illinois State Senate records--"not available"

15. How were your college tuitions paid for ...  grandparents, student loans, minority grants based on race, not academic acheivements ?

Oh hey listen! I know you are busy! Is this too much for you now? I mean tell you what. I will come back tomorrow. Give you some time to get these things together, you know? I mean, I know you are busy, so I will just let myself out. I will be back tomorrow.

"Who wants to know these things?" asked Senator Obama.

Columbo answered: THE PEOPLE





TOPICS: Editorial; Politics/Elections
KEYWORDS: 2008; issues; obama; obamasecrets
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To: hope

That was genius writing. I was reading it in the voice of Columbo. GENIUS.


21 posted on 10/18/2008 2:53:46 PM PDT by annieokie
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To: Columbo

LOL, great name!


22 posted on 10/18/2008 2:55:11 PM PDT by hope (the socialist msm result is mind-numb O-bots)
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To: hope

Thanks!
Loved Bob Hope. I don’t know how to post a video either. Have you tried putting it on youtube or checking to see if it’s already there?


23 posted on 10/18/2008 2:58:34 PM PDT by Unkosified (Sarah has always been proud to be an American. Michelle wasn't proud of America until 2008.)
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To: Unkosified

good idea..i’ll check


24 posted on 10/18/2008 3:05:51 PM PDT by hope (the socialist msm result is mind-numb O-bots)
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To: Unkosified

Bob Hope about democrats...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LNfhsUcyld0


25 posted on 10/18/2008 3:09:17 PM PDT by hope (the socialist msm result is mind-numb O-bots)
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To: stylin19a
Currently, One of the requirements for a Federal student loan for males is being registered with selective service. I don’t know if it was a requirement back when Obama got them.

IIRC it was in 1976. He's younger than me so I would bet it was.

26 posted on 10/18/2008 3:27:26 PM PDT by Vor Lady (Proud to support Sarah Palin for Vice President!)
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To: hope

That list would make a great ad!! Finishing up with “Can you trust this guy to be your president?”

To me it’s all about trust - and I absolutely do not trust him.

Is McCain listining?


27 posted on 10/18/2008 4:01:28 PM PDT by aquila48
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To: hope

Is that the zombie bit? It was hilarious.


28 posted on 10/18/2008 4:45:42 PM PDT by WestCoastGal (READ MY LIPSTICK!!! I'm praying for Sarah Palin - Keep the vultures away from her.)
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To: WestCoastGal

yep...Bob Hope was the best!


29 posted on 10/18/2008 6:21:54 PM PDT by hope (the socialist msm result is mind-numb O-bots)
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To: WestCoastGal

The link from youtube is at post 25 above.


30 posted on 10/18/2008 6:23:06 PM PDT by hope (the socialist msm result is mind-numb O-bots)
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