Posted on 10/18/2008 1:34:21 PM PDT by hope
Columbo still scratching his head.
Ah . Sorry to bother you Mr. Obama, Sir
Excuse me Mr. Obama, I mean Senator Obama, sir.
Um . . know you are busy and important and stuff. I mean running for president is very important and . . . ah . . . I hate to bother you. I will only take a minute ok, sir?
See, I have these missing pieces that are holding me up, and I was wondering sir, if you could take time out of your busy schedule and help me out. You know, no big deal, just some loose ends and things.
Hey, you have a nice place here! The wife sees houses like this on TV all the time and says boy she wishes she had digs like this you know? Is that painting real? Really? Wow. I saw something like that in a museum once!
Oh, sorry sir. I didn't mean to get off the track. So if you could just help me out a minute and give me some details, I will get right out of your way. I want to close this case and maybe take the wife to Coney Island or something. Ever been to Coney Island ? No, I didn't think so. .
Well, listen, anyways, I can't seem to get some information I need to wrap this up. These things seem to either be "locked" or "not available'. I'm sure it's just some oversight or glitch or something, so if you could you tell me where these things are . . . I . . . I . . have them written down here somewhere . . . oh wait. Sorry about the smears. It was raining out. I'll just read it to you.
Could you help me please find these things, sir?
1. Occidental College records -- Not released
2. Columbia College records -- Not released
3. Columbia Thesis paper -- "not available"
4. Harvard College records -- Not released
5. Selective Service Registration -- Not released
6. Medical records -- Not released
7. Illinois State Senate schedule -- "not available"
8. Law practice client list -- Not released
9. Certified Copy of original Birth certificate -- Not released
10. Embossed, sig ned paper Certification of Live Birth -- Not release
11. Harvard Law Review articles published -- None
12. University of Chicago scholarly articles -- None
13. Your Record of baptism-- Not released or "not available"
14. Your Illinois State Senate records--"not available"
15. How were your college tuitions paid for ... grandparents, student loans, minority grants based on race, not academic acheivements ?
Oh hey listen! I know you are busy! Is this too much for you now? I mean tell you what. I will come back tomorrow. Give you some time to get these things together, you know? I mean, I know you are busy, so I will just let myself out. I will be back tomorrow.
"Who wants to know these things?" asked Senator Obama.
Columbo answered: THE PEOPLE
If it were up to me I’d close this case, but I have this boss downtown, a real stickler for lose ends. You know how it is.
Just an observation from someone who does the shopping in the family: I have seen Obama gear in malls and even some big box stores in town. I don’t recall this kind of thing in the past. This guy really does have a cult following - hehe - the black Paris Hilton.
BTTT
...”A person has to know his limitations.” Inspector Callihan...
>This guy really does have a cult following - hehe - the black Paris Hilton.
LOL - That IS funny.
I miss Colombo.
My dad loved Columbo.
Columbo is also used as an example of a great sales technique.
How about the Indonesian passport with his picture issued under the name “Barry Soetoro”? Now, why would Indonesia issue a passport to a US citizen to travel to Kenya and Pakistan? Now, THAT’s a real head-scratcher....
Okay if I borrow you list for a few blogs I post on?
BUMP
Great, now you are participating in Columbo Boating.
Currently, One of the requirements for a Federal student loan for males is being registered with selective service. I don’t know if it was a requirement back when Obama got them.
And where is senator McCain in demanding this information? Will somebody please forward those questions to Sarah Palin, someone who will ask for answers!
Have you got a picture of that Indonesian passport??
lol..great thread :)
I’d probably ask him what was in the contract he signed with the socialist New Party.
http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&q=barry+soetoro+passport&aq=f&oq=
www.puma08.com/2008/10/15/gamechanger-barry-soetoro-aka-barack-obama-is-also-an-indonesian-citizen/
http://chicagoagainstobama.wordpress.com/2008/05/17/barack-obama-formerly-known-as-barry-soetoro/
...and search this website
http://texasdarlin.wordpress.com/
Sure...I recieved it in email...my other email today was a video with Bob Hope and it was priceless...wish I knew how to post it here.
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