Posted on 10/17/2008 8:35:40 AM PDT by TSchmereL
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, Maha-Rushie! America's anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do--that's host. Get ready to what you were born to do--that's listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
IT'S OPEN LINE FRIDAY
Does beer count?
A Conservative who cheats would not be a real Conservative.
It’s illegal for conservatives to cheat...
If the Supremes side with criminals what do you suggest?
Civil War?
Maybe his dad was also named Samuel, so little Samuel was called by his middle name - a very common thing to do. No big deal. Barack “Barry” Hussein Obama should know that. Of course, Barry wouldn’t choose to go by HIS middle name, at least not in public.
I’m still tryin to breath........The Supremes allowed there are state safe guards to remedy any problems.........unfreakin believable
A Civil War is illegal.
Whaaaaaaaaaaaat???
Thanks for the heads up. I might try to catch it....
Why isn’t Øbama assuring his voters that McCain will make a good President? There are probably a lot of young and/or gullible that need to know it isn’t the end of Socialism if McCain is President.
El Conservo Tribe Member “types with fists” reporting
In honor of Joe the Plumber, at noon, we should all lower our trousers to half mast.
My money says Kennedy or Breyer was the swing vote...
Joe the Plumber was probably a guy who was going to vote Democrat till he started to figure things out on his own, and realized Democrats’ raising taxes isn’t good for the Economy
Okey dokey.
THANK ME!
Republicans need their own version of ACORN.
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