Posted on 10/17/2008 8:35:40 AM PDT by TSchmereL
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, Maha-Rushie! America's anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do--that's host. Get ready to what you were born to do--that's listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
IT'S OPEN LINE FRIDAY
Michelle Obama?
Arugula! Caviar!
gud enuf.....I’ll find it
Charlie Rangle’s investments?
Dominican Republic vs Haiti
When I lived in NYC, busses from assisted living facilities would regularly pull up to the polls. People (I assume workers from those facilities) would take the elderly and mentally challenged INTO the voting booths to “assist” them in voting. What went on behind the curtain I can only imagine.
Yup
Champagne, lobster, caviar.
She be down with the struggle yall
another racist whore
Whats the story on that pic? I watched that debate and missed that.
Rush is reading Steyn! I wish Rush would have Steyn sub more often.
This is an old story.
What a douche bag!
Swiss? on a Philly? (provalone is acceptable)
Michelle MyBell Obama needs a fashion designer
those right off the rack window curtains make horrible dresses
also her butt is so big, in Texas she would be required to install a bumper
Hell, her ass wouldn’t fit a cultivator seat
I think McCain went to shake hands with Bob Schieffer around one side of the desk and Bob went around the other side, and Mac did a little back and forth “jig” like he sometimes does, while making a face.
Cameras can be hell
Cameras can be hell
You can say that again. :)
McCain is an animated fellow for an old coot
Is it true that the pockets on the back of Michelle’s jeans say “Fruehauf”?
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