Posted on 10/17/2008 8:35:40 AM PDT by TSchmereL
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, Maha-Rushie! America's anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do--that's host. Get ready to what you were born to do--that's listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
IT'S OPEN LINE FRIDAY
The MSM are having a cow today!
Lesson for the public:
Don’t you DARE make Dear Leader look bad. The machine will grind you down.
that is the angel they are afraid of
AFL-CIO Ditto’s
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LOL
The person that posted it probably stopped allowing comments.
If BHO wins, any thoughts about bettering your station in life will really be a ‘fantasy.’
Well this week the “Dear Leader” took a HUGH stumble into reality, THANK-YOU Joe the plumber!
I hope Joe the plumber gives the dem party a reaming
wow - I’m shocked I tell ya - our supremes siding with the left - whodathunkit?
that ain’t the facts....a plumber works for a licenced business...It take 3 to 5 yrs for a plumber to have 1040’s BEFORE a licence is lawfully available....Joe lawfully words off the licence of his LICENCED BOSS
That was hilarious.
Wish Governor Lingle (R) would drop a certified vault copy of BO’s COLB, or at least say here people can’t find one.
what a beautiful glorious day to slap the snot outta rinos....1st on my list Peggy Noonan
Even Bidens supporters are gaff prone!
“IBTS ... John McCain is coming to town today.”
At least you have a real American hero coming to visit your town.
We have a low-life, liberal, leftist loser in our town, today. He is a true socialist and is running for President.
If there is one saving grace, it would be that light rain is falling.
Nobody is talking about Obama letting the Bush tax cuts expire, thereby DOUBLING taxes on everyone.
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