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To: A Strict Constructionist

Yeah, but could they have successfully reattached?


16 posted on 10/17/2008 6:42:12 AM PDT by sevinufnine (Sevin - "If we do not fight when we know we can win, we'll have to fight when we know we will lose")
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You can hear the crime rate drop in that area.

Dead criminals commit no crimes


19 posted on 10/17/2008 6:45:03 AM PDT by UCFRoadWarrior (Stalin, Mao, Marx All Laughing In Hell As The US Turns Communist After The Trillion Dollar Bailout)
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To: sevinufnine
Yeah, but could they have successfully reattached?

A widow went to the Funeral Home to view her husband's body before the wake. She saw her husband wearing a brown suit that she didnt like and told the Funeral Director she wanted her husband in a blue suit like the guy in the coffin next to her husband.

A couple of hours later, she comes back and there is her husband all laid out in a blue suit and the man next to him is wearing a brown suit. She said to the Director, "My husband looks really good" and then she whispers, "Tell me, did you switch the suits?"

The Funeral Director replied, "No, we just switched heads."

24 posted on 10/17/2008 6:56:14 AM PDT by Polybius
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To: sevinufnine

I’ve often wondered about that. Could you keep a head alive without a body using a super-dialysis machine?


25 posted on 10/17/2008 6:58:42 AM PDT by Jack Black
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To: sevinufnine
Yeah, but could they have successfully reattached?

Yes. What they don't tell you is that Biden was in that car accident and his head was severed. Unfortunately they reattached it to the wrong end of his torso, which explains a lot these days.

39 posted on 10/17/2008 7:22:13 AM PDT by antiRepublicrat
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“Yeah, but could they have successfully reattached?”

From what I’ve seen from the MSM lately, yes. You think those Zombies got those pretty faces at birth. Those are cloned heads that have been transplanted. Whole body clones are coming, but only in liberal models.


69 posted on 10/18/2008 4:43:37 AM PDT by A Strict Constructionist (Can we avoid"Tobacco Road" on the "Road to Surfdom"?)
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