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Bat Boy endorsement goes to Obama, secures mutant vote
Weekly World News ^
| 10/16/08
| Reginald Cunningham III
Posted on 10/16/2008 1:48:42 PM PDT by grizzlyfish
Barack Obama has received the political endorsement of Americas favorite precocious mutant: Bat Boy.
This boy is a shining example of the American dream, Obama said at a small press conference held after the meeting.
Coming from meager beginnings, cast out for who he is, he now enjoys the freedom and limitless possibility granted to every American.
(Excerpt) Read more at weeklyworldnews.com ...
TOPICS: Political Humor/Cartoons; Politics/Elections
KEYWORDS: 2008endorsements; batboy; mutants; obama
To: grizzlyfish
But what about the all important Alien endorsement?
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posted on
10/16/2008 1:55:48 PM PDT
by
Yo-Yo
To: grizzlyfish
This is news...We knew that Olbermann endorses 0
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posted on
10/16/2008 2:02:23 PM PDT
by
skully
(Tagline??!!! I don't need no steenking tagline!!!)
To: grizzlyfish; Charles Henrickson; mikrofon
To: grizzlyfish
Ed Anger passed away about 4 or 5 yrs ago. That is why the paper is no longer in print. It went from actual stories and conservative commentary, to bad fairy tale puns.
The only things wrong with this pic are, the flags are not the ones UhhhhBumUhhh pledges allegiance to!
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posted on
10/16/2008 2:07:05 PM PDT
by
rawcatslyentist
(I will stand with the Muslims ~B Hussein Obomunist ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Verito Possumus~Verified Sleeper!)
To: martin_fierro
Have you considered morphing batboy with James Carville? Shoot no one would notice!
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posted on
10/16/2008 2:08:48 PM PDT
by
rawcatslyentist
(I will stand with the Muslims ~B Hussein Obomunist ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Verito Possumus~Verified Sleeper!)
To: Yo-Yo
The Alien is lost to the left-wingers as well...
http://www.weeklyworldnews.com/mutants/election-08/
ALIEN PICKS OBAMA!
DENVER, CO
With the Democratic convention hours away, Barack Obama has won a bitter fight with Republican Rival John McCain for the coveted endorsement of the space alien.
To: grizzlyfish
"
Bat Boy endorsement goes to Obama, secures mutant vote"
This is news? The moonbats have been voting dim for years. I would surmise that Bat Boy would do the same.
To: martin_fierro; mikrofon; PJ-Comix; Paul Heinzman
BAT BOY SOLVES BIRTH CERT PUZZLER:
'BARRY IS MY BROTHER!'
To: grizzlyfish
see also: http://www.weeklyworldnews.com/election-08/obatma/
File under:
It must be true, I read saw it on the internet At a shocking press conference this morning, Democratic presidential candidate Barack Obama announced that he has a half-man half-bat half-brother. The boyish looking half brother of undetermined age had been living in a cave in the Karura Forest outside Nairobi, until he was recently discovered by Dr. Robert Ndesango of Kenyatta University. Dr. Ndesango, who had been researching in the cave, was at first startled by the unusual boy, who quickly introduced himself as Obatma. Soon enough, the boy was showing him his part of the cave and pictures he'd drawn on the walls.
To: grizzlyfish
Check out the story where Sarah Palin shoot Bigfoot while you’re at the site.
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posted on
10/16/2008 3:05:55 PM PDT
by
Cicero
(Marcus Tullius)
To: grizzlyfish
I knew there was trouble when I saw that the alien met with Obama.
Going to the bathroom just hasn't been the same since the Weekly World News stopped publishing. sigh
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posted on
10/16/2008 3:09:11 PM PDT
by
eccentric
(a.k.a. baldwidow)
To: grizzlyfish
He’s lucky that Senator Robert “Bob” Kelly got knocked out in the primaries. I guess the anti-mutant platform doesn’t sell like it used to.
To: grizzlyfish
(Sob!) Bat Boy is dead to me now...
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