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John McCain walks out onto the stage and sits down ... Obama follows (because he's been trained in the body language of effective publicness .. ).

The rules are explained and the coin toss candidate goes first with his opening statement...

"Senator McCain" ?

"Well Fred (or whomever it is) .. here's my birth cirtificate proving my citizenship ... before we go any further, I want my freind senator Obama to produce his"

crickets

"Uhhh ... Senator ... "

"Well, uhh, .. I .. uhhh ... I'm trying to answer, but the crowd is so noisy ... uhhh ... if you give me a minute .... uhhh ... um ... uuuhhhhh ... I, uhhh .... "

39 posted on 10/12/2008 6:21:17 PM PDT by knarf (I say things that are true ... I have no proof ... but they're true.)

Fred: Sorry senator, no props allowed...it’s the rules

46 posted on 10/12/2008 6:22:47 PM PDT by bert (K.E. N.P. +12 . Off With her head.....)

OMG YES!!

WHY DOESN’T THIS HAPPEN

IT WOULD BE A BOMBSHELL!

JOHN MCCAIN & CO - ARE YOU LISTENING ???

72 posted on 10/12/2008 6:29:41 PM PDT by LiveFreeOrDie2001 (It's not Obama, it's O-bey-me !!!)

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