Posted on 10/08/2008 8:15:25 AM PDT by TSchmereL
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, Maha-Rushie! America's anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do--that's host. Get ready to what you were born to do--that's listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
FAU is a good team... Howard Schellenberger is a great coach.
No idea.
Hi Ingtar, how are you?
Early voting in Ohio turned out to be only a paltry 3,000.
Would that be 300 people voting 10 times each? (I ask because if what I've heard here lately about it being possible to register and vote in multiple counties in Ohio.)
Jeez, if I was Tony Romo or TO, I’d sue them for a few million.
Well....when it comes to politics, she’s very ignorant. So, unless she rally looks into what I said, I’ll be safe. lol.
I think there were far more eyes on Ohio’s early voting than some planned on and that cut back dramatically on the fraud. So instead of getting 50,000 fraudulent votes, there were only 2500. :)
Yes, this caller did raise a GREAT POINT that McCAIN better bring up next week!!! We already are losing JOBS to businesses MOVING OUT OF THE COUNTRY....and raising Taxes on them is not going to encourage them STAY much less COME BACK. I think McCain assumes most Americans already realize this....but THEY DON’T!!!!! They’re too busy downloading songs to their ipod.
Just saw a headline that the Cook County (Chicago) Sheriff has suspended all home foreclosures.
Pretty good. I’ll give Clint some ammunition: I get to have a cat scan done on my head to see if there is anything in there.
(Finally have someone checking out my sinuses as this year was the worst I have faced.)
Yes, I’m still voting for Palin (and the white haired guy)
How have you been?
See you all later!! Got to hit a little white ball for 18 holes. (I’ll pretend the ball is Obama!) :-)
Not shocking. He is a Dem.
Has anyone heard how “An American Carol” did at the box office this weekend?
WOULD SOMEBODY PLEASE LOWER THIS PODIUM? MY POLL NUMBERS KEEP SHRINKING.
Did you really put this out there for us to comment on?
There is this volcano in africa that puts out more sulfur in a day than man has put out EVER.
BTW, on NOVA, the PBS series, last night they had this story about dinosaurs on the North Slope of Alaska. Question: Could dinosaurs survive the cold or was it much warmer? dit-dit-dit-dit dit-dit-dit ditditdit dit dit dit dit. And the jeopardy answer: It was MUCH warmer in the past.
So the Sheriff is refusing to do his job. I’m sure nothing will happen to him, it being Chicago.
Yes. After last night, I figured you all could use something to cheer you up.
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