Posted on 10/08/2008 8:15:25 AM PDT by TSchmereL
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, Maha-Rushie! America's anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do--that's host. Get ready to what you were born to do--that's listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
Another NOBEL IDIOT... Cast Sulphur into the atmosphere to counteract CarbonDioxide?? OK great.. Now, Mr. NOBEL NOBRAIN, What do we do with the “ACID RAIN” that will be created by the Sulphur?
Wouldn’t it be EASIER, to just admit “WE WERE WRONG??”
In the end, Compassionate Conservatism was neither Conservative nor Compassionate. More’s the pity.
I always thought that creature looked familiar ... he looks like GOLLUM
Carville puts out an invite for rioters.
Did you hear James Carville say if Obama loses, there will be riots. He puts his foot in his mouth.
I'm planning on nibbling on stocks again after the DOW hits about 8500 or so.
Oh yeah... race.
Mrs. Obama: Blacks Inferiority Complex sabatoging Obama!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OHzYl8Rg8C0
Link to YouTube video: Barack Obama & Raila Odinga
It runs 8:18... be patient. ;-)
:-) Rustygaver, that was funny?
AntiAmerican COmmunists Rioting Now is what ACORN is...
MAGNIFICENT - I hope Mary Matalin slaps him if James calls her, “My Preciousssss”
Forgot to put a question ?
ROTFL! Perfect! ;-D
many have worried about the possibility of riots, but it is a surprise to hear that Serpenthead is voicing this publicly!
True...
I read of the comments by Carville on other threads. It is irresponsible to state things like that in public. Personally I believe this is an incitement to violence.
● At the debate earlier, Barack Obama took a page from Sarah Palins book and walked up to John McCain and said, May I call you old?
● The debate took place in Nashville, Tenn., which is perfect the economy right now is kind of like a bad country song: I lost my girl; I lost my house . . .
● The debate was held in town-hall style which means instead of ignoring the moderators questions, the candidates could ignore the voters directly.
● The town-hall format is John McCains favorite, as opposed to Barack Obamas favorite way "Sermon on the Mount."
Late Show Top Ten
Top Ten Signs You're Watching A Bad Presidential Debate
10. It's a town hall debate, but the town is in a mountainous region of Pakistan
9. Tom Brokaw leaves early to catch 9:15 showing of "Beverly Hills Chihuahua"
8. Topics fall into the categories "Domestic Policy," "Foreign Policy," and "Burt Reynolds Films of the '70s"
7. Keep arguing about who has more friends on Facebook
6. Candidate says, "Why you hatin'?" Other responds, "Why you buggin'?"
5. It's covered by CBS, NBC, ABC, and the Howard 100 News team
4. Candidates ignore questions and gossip about which Senate pages are sluts
3. The yodeling competition
2. Disproportionate amount of questions about "The Hills"
1. It's 90 minutes of folksy phrases and winking
Late Show with David Letterman
● The second presidential debate was last night. The debate got off to an awkward start when a confused John McCain asked Barack Obama, May I call you Joe?
● It was a town-hall format, meaning candidates could walk around the stage. It was pretty successful John McCain only wandered off twice.
● McCain was walking around a little confused he started singing Sweet Caroline.
● This was the second presidential debate things are really starting to look bad for Hillary.
FoxNews was reporting on those states this morning. Half Million new Democrats registered in Florida, 300K in PA and MI.
Hope all these new registrations get tossed out.
“That one” - I thought, “that one” was one sign of life from Mac.
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