Oboy, a Breathless Breaking Faux News Alert!!
Greta can’t do this story, there are no dead blondes yet!
Geraldo is too busy someplace, so he can’t show which ACORN shops are going to get hit next, like he did to the troops in Afghanistan.
And Shep and Major won’t cover it, they’re too busy feeling the leg-tingle over The One (piss be upon him).
That leaves jus H&C, and we can’t get Skeletor to shut up long enough to hear about it.