First Muslim country singer performs in Rome

AKI/Adnkronos ^ | July 21, 2008 | NA

[Parmenio]

The dateline says July 21, but it appears that this showed up on AKI's front page only today.

This is a good thing, IMHO. By the way, AKI/Adnkronos is an Italian web site with excellent coverage of Middle East stories you can't find elsewhere.

[JeepInMazar]

Do our leaders understand that Islam is incompatible with the United States Constitution? Check out the Truth For Muslims 2008 Voter Leadership Guide!

[RichInOC]

If your muezzin yodels like Slim Whitman...you might be a redneck Muslim.

[TommyDale]

Song: “I’m down to my last broken burka”..

[TommyDale]

Or “Whiskey for my men, beer for my camels!”

[Zeppelin]

If you go to a family reunion and pick up 4 teenage girls...you MIGHT be a Redneck Muslim.

If you mow your lawn and find 3 cars, and then one of them blows up, you MIGHT be a Redneck Muslim.

[Zeppelin]

NR, we need you over here...this one’s ripe for the pickin!

[Proud_USA_Republican]

“My 3rd wife left me for a mullah and took my carbomb & goat....”

[RabidBartender]

So the iman told me there’d be 72 virgins waitin’ for me, and I was like...git r done!

[bootless]

I want to see Achmed the Dead Terrorist in a cowboy hat:

“SILENCE! I keel y’all!”

[RabidBartender]

“Three Wooden Crescents”?

[Ruy Dias de Bivar]

Mohammed’s Mecca Medina Rag

I’m feeling bad,
Alone and sad.
Cause I cut the purrtiest
Throat I ever had.

Now I don’t know,
Where to go,
Since my goat said,
She don’t love me any more!

No need to worry,
I’ll be on my way!
I’ll find a nine year old,
One of these days!

So good by blues,
I’ve paid my dues,
Hand me down my,
Camel duds and,
pointed shoes.

Apologies to Bob Wills and the Texas Playboys

[DainBramage]

Yor a cheatin’ goat.....cheatin all over town...

[sayfer bullets]

Great....

My home town has this guy, Randolph Mantooth (Emergency!), and Candy Loving for “brush with greatness” options. Well, there is Senator Nickles but I’m hoping he’s never done a layout.

If you can’t sing about beer, what good is country music to you?

[SAJ]

Or perhaps do a cover of:

''She-e-e-e broke mah heart,
''So I broke her g-dd-mn jaw.''

[PGR88]

Stand by your Imam...

[IFly4Him]

“Stand by ji-had... and show them that, you love it...

[Jaxter]

“My Kalashnikov, My Camel and Meeeeee...”

[MrB]

Best so far.

[fish hawk]

“Throw Mullah from the train”