Joe Biden Quotes: Joe Biden’s 25 Greatest Hits, Quotes-wise

DBKP ^ | October 3, 2008 | Mondo

[mondoreb]

Joe Biden's Twenty-five Greatest Verbal Hits
25 Joe Biden Quotes: What He said Then

Only one way to go for Joe Biden...

Twenty-five Joe Biden quotes to compare and contrast with what the Delaware senator told the nation last night in the vice-presidential debate. Check back often for updates.

Did we miss any reader's favorite Joe Biden verbal moment?

If we did, readers can leave their favorites in the comments at the end of this article.

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“John McCain is a personal friend, a great friend, and I would be honored to run with or against John McCain, because I think the country would be better off, be well off no matter who...” --Biden on The Daily Show - August 2 2005

“I don’t recall hearing a word from Barack about a plan or a tactic.” --Biden, New York Observer interview - 2007

"You cannot go to a 7-11 or a Dunkin' Donuts unless you have a slight Indian accent.... I'm not joking." --Joe Biden, in an address to Indian-Americans

ALSO at DBKP: DBKP Library of Quotes

"It's a bad idea and should be shut down and dismantled." --Joe Biden, on the Alaskan pipeline - 1973

"A tragic mistake." --Joe Biden, on the surge of troops in Iraq - 2006

"Uh, uh, Chuck Graham, state senator, is here. Stand up, Chuck, let 'em see you. Oh, God love you. What am I talking about?" --to wheelchair-bound Missouri state senator, Charles Graham - September 9, 2008

"Folk, let me be straight with you...I have a bad habit of doing that." --Biden in the Delaware Journal - September 2007

”I think he can be ready, but right now I don’t believe he is. The presidency is not something that lends itself to on-the-job training.” --Joe Biden, on Barack Obama - 2007

“The only guy on the other side who’s qualified is John McCain.” --Biden, post-debate appearance, MSNBC - October 30 2007

“Seems to me this would be a good time to send, no strings attached, a check for $200 million to Iran." --Joe Biden, to staff three weeks after September 11, 2001

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[mondoreb]

Joe Biden's 25 best quotes on Iraq, John McCain, Barack Obama and the Alaskan pipeline (which he voted against). If I missed any, let me know.

[meandog]

"Hey Joe, you got ripped by me and your a$$ is showing!"

[frogjerk]

“You don’t know my state,” he said. “My state was a slave state. My state is a border state. My state has the eighth-largest black population in the country. My state is anything from a Northeast liberal state.”

[johnny7]

“We’re not supporting clean coal... no coal plants here in America.”

[frogjerk]

Explaining why schools in Iowa are performing better than those in Washington, D.C., Biden told the Post, “There’s less than one percent of the population of Iowa that is African American. There is probably less than four of five percent that are minorities. What is in Washington? So look, it goes back to what you start off with, what you’re dealing with.”

[Hoodat]

Those who forget history are doomed to repeat it.

-George Santayana-

[Berlin_Freeper]

[AU72]

Quotes not the same without a rim-shot.

[BallyBill]

I still think I'd rather spend the day fishing with Biden more than anybody, even Palin in this election. He would fit right in with all the people I talk to at the dock.

I love a good yarn.

[Zuben Elgenubi]

Biden, on a post-debate appearance on MSNBC, October 30, 2007: “The only guy on the other side who’s qualified is John McCain.”

[Zuben Elgenubi]

NRO compilation of Joe Biden Quotes.

[mondoreb]

Doggone!

I was looking for that quote and the source and then got busy doing something else and when I returned—I forgot all about this one!

This will go into the updates!

Thanks!

[Terry Mross]

He’s right about education in Iowa.

[mondoreb]

Thanks,

I used this as a source for several.

[johnny7]

“Better get Gwen to clean up your pee-puddle... ”