"We're sorry, but we see your child has not complied with the mandatory enrollment in the Obama Youth. By law, you are not eligible for a government backed loan."
"But...the government owns all the banks!"
"Yes....we do."
153 posted on 10/02/2008 9:54:07 AM PDT by Joisey
(Now, go away, or I shall taunt you a second time-a!)