Posted on 10/02/2008 8:22:08 AM PDT by TSchmereL
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair. The all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, Maha-Rushie! America's Anchorman, Truth Detector, Doctor of Democracy. A Real Man, a Living Legend, a Way of Life, Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos, Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe, Chief of the Patriotism Police, and a Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do--That's host. Get ready to what you were born to do--That's listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
LOL!!
I LOVE how every day Rush works in "Stand up Chuck! Whoaaa...God love ya! Everybody stand up for Chuck!".
Journalist ethics? isn't that one of those oxymoron things?? lol
I hadn't thought of that. You are correct as always!
So Lori, you must work for AP (LOL).
Seriously though, your tagline points the way.
Good afternoon, megaTHEHECKWITHTHEPOLLSdittos, from Biggirl, Podunk Catlover reporting IN!!!!!!!! :)=^..^=
Late PING!!!!!!!
You behavin’?
I used to watch “Chelsea Lately” until last night. She had 3 blacks on the show, Obamanoids all, and they did nothing but ridicule Sarah Palin and call hber names for the first 5 minutes. It wasn’t sarcasm or “just kidding” it was downright MEAN!
“She’s stupid”
“She’s an ass!”
etc
Chelsea just Dixie Chicked herself in my mind
Note to Rush:
We’re bummed because McCain isn’t standing up for us.
One of my favorite movie graphics.
I would be shocked!!! shocked!!
Well if nothing else it show which ones need weeding out.Expose them for what they really stand for.
I'm sorry but FR is wrong on banning free thinkers. I love FR but I won't support something that ban people for 'NOT BEING CONSERVATIVE enough'. I was going to donate to FR...
behavin?
me?
depends who you ask....lots of critters in DC would say no...LOL!
btw— reading Saul Alinski’s book— will scare the bajeezus out of ya.....Obama is engulfed in the Revolution think....hence: change.....just not the kind of change American’s truly want....
I’ve never heard of that show.
we need to look at this as a LIBERAL WOMAN vs a conservative woman. ... I think tonights debate is going to be Ifel vs Palin.Agreed. Palin's going into a den of lions to enable women to take away an alternative to old school feminism.
Party loyalty has ABSOLUTELY NOTHING to do with this election.
We’re in a battle for the survival of the country. Screw the political parties.
The only reason I’m voting for people with “R” behind their names is that the other choices (and their pimps in the media) are
Corrupt
Unprincipled
Lying
Traitorous
Swine
Get somebody in office who doesn’t fit that description, even if he/she has some warts right now, and we can get their little act straightened out after we get a bit further down the list of priorities.
I don’t see any point in giving away the ranch because I don’t like the paint color on the da** outhouse.
I said “No. Investing is not Vegas, but it is not risk free either. When I made money, I didn’t offer to give the $$ away to folks who didn’t invest. I made my choices. No one’s kids should be stuck with the bill of my losses.” What a socialist attitude our of the Leader’s office....
DANG!
I tolk him that the American people are stronger than they think...we would rather struggle through tough times than to run into the open arms of socialism for oure financial comfort....truly....
And his reply was....?
I think that needs to be changed
STAND UP JOHN!
Isn’t it true that the current bill still has unprecedented and dictatorial powers for Paulson in it?
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