Posted on 10/02/2008 8:22:08 AM PDT by TSchmereL
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair. The all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, Maha-Rushie! America's Anchorman, Truth Detector, Doctor of Democracy. A Real Man, a Living Legend, a Way of Life, Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos, Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe, Chief of the Patriotism Police, and a Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do--That's host. Get ready to what you were born to do--That's listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
Me too! Rush reading one of his columns now...
You can get the melt in your mouth Zicam! I hate putting stuff in my nose, too.
awe...
He bring ya anymore presents?
The Armageddon Avoidance Act! Mark Steyn is so great.
Social Conservative = Radical Religious Right
at least that is what I have gathered from those who don’t like what the Christian faith has been teaching.
Shhhhhh! He’s a secret viking kitty! He was zotting all day.
Ahh I missed it. Sheesh. I guess I’ll actually get work done on Monday then. *LOL*
My thoughts exactly. This lowly commissioner can't make photocopies by himself and fetch his own coffee and danish?
Elitism....
*LOL* He’s a cute kitty.
Not in the last couple days. Right now all 3 of the critters are sleeping on our bed. They’re gonna have to move over pretty soon, cause I don’t think I can make it.
We have a young Tuxedo, Lori. She’s beautiful with perfect symmetry in coloration. Only one problem. Her hysterectomy didn’t take. Oy vey. A beautiful cat in heat is still a cat in heat! It’s back to the vet for her to fix the fix.
THANK YOU RUSH! and Neil! for being observant enough to notice.
The cancer is Congress...could have stopped there.
He’s a sweetheart, too..... when he’s not killing birds and mice, then bringing them to the back door.
The vet better not charge you another penny!
Oklahoma! Congrats on your Senator Coburn!
Wish there were more like him.
Or just bypass all media entirely -- have a White House blog which would include occasional video segments (NOT hosted on youtube) where she puts out her viewpoints for the world.
Well ... the missus likes it. We “discuss” it’s effectiveness.
All I can say is I’ve looked at some of the science studies, and there does not appear to be any measurable effect on improving symptoms - other than placebo.
I heard the clip of Senator Coburn. But the real firebrand yesterday was Senator DeMint.
We have seen this Government socialize our education system and make our schools among the worst in the world. We have seen this Government take over most of our health care system, making private insurance less and less affordable. We have seen this Government socialize our energy resources and bring our Nation to its knees by cutting the development of our own oil and natural gas supplies. And now we see this Congress yielding its constitutional obligations to a Federal bureaucracy, giving it the power to control virtually our entire financial system. Americans understand this and they are angry. ...I believe this Congress should admit its guilt, prove we have learned from our mistakes, and correct the bad policies immediately that have caused these problems. We should insist the Federal Reserve end the easy money policy. We should repeal the laws that require our banks to make risky loans, and fix the accounting requirements that force banks to undervalue their assets. We should develop a plan to break up Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac and sell them to private investors who will run them as private companies.
We should reduce corporate and capital gains taxes to encourage capital formation and boost asset values. We should also repeal the section of Sarbanes-Oxley that has driven billions of dollars of capital overseas. And we should do even more to grow our economy and lessen our dependence on foreign countries. We should immediately pass a law that expedites the development of our oil and natural gas reserves to help relieve the burden of high prices and gas shortages for our families.
We should immediately adopt a freeze on nonsecurity discretionary spending and pass a moratorium on earmarks until we fix this wasteful and corrupting system. We should sacrifice our political pork as we ask taxpayers to sacrifice for our mistakes. ...
None of these things are even on the table for discussion. We are telling the American people to hand over $700 billion or the world economy is going to collapse. This is why people are so upset. It is because Congress is being dishonest and arrogant. We are not being honest with them about how we got into this mess, and we are not being honest with them about what we need to get out of it.
at least that is what I have gathered from those who don’t like what the Christian faith has been teaching.
No comment on that statement. Freedom of RELIGION is a right of Americans. Do I believe in GOD, yes. Is religion important to me...some.
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