Posted on 10/02/2008 8:22:08 AM PDT by TSchmereL
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back just to make it fair. The all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, Maha-Rushie! America's Anchorman, Truth Detector, Doctor of Democracy. A Real Man, a Living Legend, a Way of Life, Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos, Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe, Chief of the Patriotism Police, and a Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do--That's host. Get ready to what you were born to do--That's listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
I should have taken Zicam yesterday. Just DAMN.
IF THE CONGRESS NEEDS ME TO HELP, IN ANY WAY, WITH THE SUBPRIME CAVE MORTGAGE MESS, I'LL BE WAITING RIGHT HERE FOR THEIR CALL.
I'M BEARACK OBAMA, AND I APPROVE THIS MESSAGE.
screw em, I don’t believe the crooked bastards.
ROFL!!!!!!
oh my sides....
just flush the money down the toilet! QUICK do SOMETHING! take my wallet? that won’t work? take it anyway....
Biden? is that you?
I disagree w / you.............the injection fills the gap of contracts vs morgages but the apts,houses,strip malls still exist for the next owner and buying them now,cheap(er) is wise as the market WILL in time ascend.....
Did some one say “Kitties”???
Got my Uzi locked and loaded and I’m in a BAD mood......
PMS Kitten with Uzi sneakin’ in late
It’s not too late. Get some now. It will shorten the length of the cold.
The GOP aren't as united as the DEMS at this time. Maybe it is the DBM but McCain is not exciting me at this time... a few weeks ago -- he was.
Holy Carp!!! I haven’t seen you on here FOREVER!!!
I forgot to mention that there is more to the left’s demand for coverage for mental illness. I know because I live in WA State and have been seeing and hearing about this for a while.
The left is using mental illness as an excuse for reformative justice. All murders and druggies who commit crimes are just mentally ill, unless the crimes can be described as hate crimes. A man who violated a restraining order and murdered his pregnant wife, a Muslim who shoots up the Jewish community center, killing and maiming several people, and locally, a recently paroled druggie who went on a shooting spree, killing six people, including a police officer, all mentally ill. No, death penalty, not even time in jail, just sent to a mental hospital for a couple of years.
I just took one. I don’t like the swabs. I do the melt in yer mouth things.
you want I should rub some Vicks on your chest ?
Me, not so much...
Somebody sent that to me in an email. I did a quick Google search and found the same thing online. I don’t know if it’s a photochop or not.
That is Restorative Justice, not Reformative. I just saw what I typed. I don’t know what’s the matter with me.
I just bought two bottles last night, and I put it on my AMEX! HAHA it was not rejected.
That’s what made me nervous about living in Steilacoom. Western State is just down the road.
My hubby’s job depends on Government defense contracts.
Here in MI! (we have had a six year recession going on)
We owe about 68,000 on our house.
But we have a really nice Hybrid camper (hardside but with beds that pop out like a tent)
We figure that within a year of the big 0 being elected, we will abandon the house, board up the windows and take in the Air Conditioner.
We’ll leave the minivan and take the kids, the truck, our generator, the puppy and kitty then drive south. We are not going to have too much of a choice. Our bank account is about all we have and who knows how long it will last.
But we’re Americans! We’ll make it! Our Lord on our side and all His blessings, we’ll be okay!
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