Posted on 10/02/2008 8:22:08 AM PDT by TSchmereL
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair. The all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, Maha-Rushie! America's Anchorman, Truth Detector, Doctor of Democracy. A Real Man, a Living Legend, a Way of Life, Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos, Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe, Chief of the Patriotism Police, and a Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do--That's host. Get ready to what you were born to do--That's listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
The Pro Perversion Cheerleaders come to defend the honor of
their Sodomite buddies and ZOT. Seen it time after time.
FR has been banning people for years? Where have you been? Did you really honestly think that people all agreed with each other here because everyone was harmonious and thought the same way? They kick and delete every thread that is opposing to the “conservative” mind set.
Them’s the breaks here on “FREE” Republic.
he did not respond to me but if he had....I’d a logic’d him to death
Awwww, there’s plenty in here that deserve that title!
We have WAAAAAY too many people in the government!
Who comes up with this crap????
I WANT MY BICYCLE MONEY!
WTH is wrong with these people? The house better vote this down. An emergency due to the market right?
It’s past time to march on D.C. again.
What does this crap have to do with Fannie?
Just had a old timer aquaintance, non internet user just try and hand me print outs of dummie funnies the obama cult is handing out to seniors.
They are going after Palin based on EVERYTHING your could imaging. Interacial pregnancies, premarital pregancies, drug use, all the stuff we know on FR to be false but the weak minded believe.
They accuse US fo being mean about Obama being a moslem and those gossips, but we are scum for examining der obama’s citizenship and religious background.
I am so disappointed in this ww II vet.
I don't see how anyone cannot believe that and be conservative. It's a requirement.
So I’m a stay at home mom and a homeschooling mom.
Can I get 900.00 if my girls and I ride our bikes to the library?
We’ll be working there. School work.
LOL!!!
what about a moped? can I get to keep SOME of my OWN money if agree to ride a moped?
PLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEASE DC MASSERS!
PLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEASE!!!???
And understand what that is.
Back to your regularly scheduled non pro Sodomite cheerleader programing.
Hi EC. Five hundred pages of pork and none of our politicians are naming names and walking the walk. They all “talked the talk a few weeks ago.
Guess they’re all in “crisis mode” /sarc
you ask for too much
end of the line w/ ya.
Past time to cut off aid to other countries... with no quid pro quo.
Ask why I talked to my friend on the island Tuesday who had just signed a 7.1 million contract with Wachovia... yet they were in trouble. No lie.
The whole idea is ridiculously STUPID!
I can drive my car and still SAY I ride my bike.
Yeah, that’ll work.
Now we need odometer police!
I’m not the popcorn type but my beloved Mild Duds get a beatin during the sodomy discussion.....
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Silver bullet hello!
What does your co-host say about the bailout?
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