"Yes, I was on suicide watch when that little, unvetted, overly fecund,
conservative-terrorist b&tch was nominated for VP
but now that I got appointed to be HER Moderator, her little heterosexual, Republican goose is about to be cooked.
Now exactly how many dozens of tickets for your servants, slaves, and workers of our
PBS-DNC-January-20th-Combination-Book-Sale--Victory-Celebration will you take?"