Posted on 09/29/2008 5:27:24 PM PDT by johncocktoasten
We need some comic relief and some more motivation after the huge win for liberty today. So, in my attempt at a Paulsonian strategery to motivate my fellow FReepers, this projected cabinet should strike fear and anger in the hearts of all of us. Go McCain/Palin '08!!!
President- Zero VP- Joseph "Plugs" Biden Secretary of State- John F'in Kerry Press Secretary- Helen Thomas Secretary of the Treasury- Franklin Raines Secretary of Commerce- Bernie Sanders Secretary of Defense- Richard Simmons Secretary of the Interior- Barney Fwank Secretary of Homeland Security- Jamie Gorelick Secretary of Transportation- Ray Nagin Secretary of Veterans Affairs- Chuck Hagel Secretary of Health and Human Services- Kathleen Sebelius Secretary of Education- Robert Wexler Secretary of Housing and Urban Development- Al Sharpton CIA Director- Patrick Leahy FBI Director- Alcee Hastings Secretary of Agriculture- Byron "helmet head" Dorgan
Feel free to pile on, add, amend, and append!!
I’m more likely to slit my wrists here at reading this than add to the list...ARRGGGHHH!
Can’t forget Sandy Burglar.
I heard he wanted babs streisand at the EPA.
LLS
Yeah. Administrator at the National Archives sounds like the job for him
Reverend Jeremiah Wright—Secretary of State
yeah. I am beginning to think I should’ve titled the thread
“Obama’s Projected Cabinet to Contain Familiar Feces.”
How about the local Obama guys...
Emil Jones, Michael Madigan and Rod Blagojevich to head the committee on Government Reform.
You guys who know a thing or two about the State of Illinois would appreciate that!
Reverend Wright should be the Press Secretary.
Helen Thomas would love him. ;)
Barack Hussein should make Ray Nagin Secretary of Transportation it would be a great example of how he is going to get the country moving.
The best thing he could do is put everyone on that list in charge of the department of KISS MY A**!
This list needs to exclude Senators, especially Senators from states with Republican Governors.
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