ApplegateRanch ~ You never will. He has no bellybutton.
He was reproduced by fission, like all malignant bacteria.
You DO know that the koran says the madhi won't be born of a woman, don't you?
Yes, I have known that for nearly 50 years. Several Arabs told my dad that was why they wore those baggy Arab pants: to catch him, since he wouldn't be born of a woman.
If not of a woman, then some lucky man would give birth to him, and since they don't get pregnant it would be sudden, and it would be balsphemy to drop him.
Baggy crotch to hold him; tight cuffs, so he can't slide out.
See any resemblence to d'hood's baggy style?