Posted on 09/24/2008 8:30:53 AM PDT by TSchmereL
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, Maha-Rushie! America's Anchorman, Truth Detector, Doctor of Democracy, and Chief of the Patriotism Police. He is the man who runs America. He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do--That's host. Get ready to what you were born to do--That's listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
Not suprising, the msm is trying to drum support for Sen. Obama.
Hi,
Lily is doing great. Kids are coming back stateside this Febuary. Looking forward to it. Thanks for asking.
Top Forty?
Hey reporters - shame on you for picking on children and young pregnant girls. SHAME ON YOU! (This was said by a McCain supporter to the reporters at a McCain rally)
Sorry for the double post. *L*
I don’t get it either - Laura was talking about CO. I think it’s closer than it looks; but who knows. I don’t really trust any of these polls anymore, after the ABC/WAPO poll yesterday giving OBama a double digit lead.
Please see post 21.
Hi all... The DBM and the polls are having a meltdown....
Heard the lady on my local talkradio show, she is brillant!
It’s exactly how they helped garner the nomination for McCain - building up the “impression” of momentum.
Bill’s really been helping McCain though. I look for it to calm down after this first debate. We’ll see though.
You are probably very correct. How are the cats? Mine are lucky to be alive. During war games a week ago they broke a favorite china plate! Yes, all is forgiven and boy do those two know how to work me when I’m mad. Think ankles, purring and rubbing. I’m a sucker.... LOL.
Let’s see if Maha Rush plays the clip. I hope he does!
Sorry to jump in and jump out, but I gotta run to the beauty shop and get the gray dyed out of my hair! LOL. I’m not even fifty yet.... “Sighing”
Will listen to rush on my portable. Hope he’s on fire.
How exciting. I bet you are looking forward to it. Will they get to stay in long?
I’m super excited for Spring of ‘09 - My sister-in-law is due for her second child in early April and my sister is due in late April with her first! I’ll be once, twice, three times an Auntie! :) (boo hisss I know terrible play on a song) :)
Cookie, Muffin, the two sisters and Jasper are doing well, but I sense in a way they miss Pumpkin. Muffin was running around early this morning meowing and looking around for Pumpkin. Pumpkin, a big male orange cat who looked like Morris the cat and Muffin, a smoke gray cat, a bit smaller, when they were not trying to kill each other in fights from time to time, would share the same room. It has been the hardest on her. =^..^=
Tell me about gray hair! Have a good afternoon.
I’m listening to Glenn Beck, finally using the “C” word (Communist) to describe Barack Obama’s mentors and influences.
I’m early today. Thanks for the ping.
Regular Standings | Expanded Standings | Wild Card Standings | |||||||||||||
American League | |||||||||||||
East | W | L | Pct | GB | Home | Road | East | Cent | West | Streak | L10 | ||
y-Tampa Bay Rays | 96 | 65 | .596 | -- | 57-24 | 39-41 | 43-29 | 19-18 | 22-12 | Lost 3 | 6-4 | ||
x-Boston Red Sox | 94 | 66 | .588 | 1.5 | 55-24 | 39-42 | 37-33 | 24-10 | 22-16 | Lost 1 | 5-5 | ||
New York Yankees | 88 | 72 | .550 | 7.5 | 48-33 | 40-39 | 39-31 | 21-19 | 18-14 | Won 1 | 8-2 | ||
Toronto Blue Jays | 85 | 75 | .531 | 10.5 | 47-34 | 38-41 | 36-34 | 24-12 | 17-19 | Won 2 | 5-5 | ||
Baltimore Orioles | 67 | 92 | .421 | 28.0 | 36-42 | 31-50 | 21-49 | 20-18 | 15-18 | Lost 10 | 0-10 | ||
Central | W | L | Pct | GB | Home | Road | East | Cent | West | Streak | L10 | ||
Chicago White Sox (3) | 86 | 73 | .541 | -- | 51-27 | 35-46 | 15-26 | 41-28 | 18-13 | Lost 4 | 3-7 | ||
Minnesota Twins (3) | 87 | 74 | .540 | -- | 52-28 | 35-46 | 13-22 | 42-29 | 18-19 | Lost 2 | 5-5 | ||
Cleveland Indians | 80 | 80 | .500 | 6.5 | 45-36 | 35-44 | 20-15 | 35-35 | 19-18 | Won 1 | 7-3 | ||
Kansas City Royals | 75 | 86 | .466 | 12.0 | 38-43 | 37-43 | 14-26 | 31-40 | 17-15 | Won 5 | 8-2 | ||
Detroit Tigers | 74 | 86 | .463 | 12.5 | 40-40 | 34-46 | 15-19 | 27-44 | 19-18 | Won 3 | 4-6 | ||
West | W | L | Pct | GB | Home | Road | East | Cent | West | Streak | L10 | ||
y-Los Angeles Angels | 99 | 61 | .619 | -- | 49-30 | 50-31 | 30-16 | 24-17 | 35-20 | Lost 1 | 7-3 | ||
Texas Rangers | 78 | 82 | .488 | 21.0 | 40-41 | 38-41 | 17-26 | 22-22 | 29-26 | Won 3 | 5-5 | ||
Oakland Athletics | 75 | 85 | .469 | 24.0 | 43-38 | 32-47 | 17-23 | 22-24 | 26-30 | Lost 4 | 5-5 | ||
Seattle Mariners | 60 | 101 | .373 | 39.5 | 34-46 | 26-55 | 15-29 | 15-28 | 21-35 | Won 2 | 3-7 | ||
National League | |||||||||||||
East | W | L | Pct | GB | Home | Road | East | Cent | West | Streak | L10 | ||
Philadelphia Phillies (0) | 91 | 70 | .565 | -- | 47-33 | 44-37 | 40-31 | 27-16 | 20-12 | Won 2 | 7-3 | ||
New York Mets | 89 | 72 | .553 | 2.0 | 48-32 | 41-40 | 40-31 | 20-20 | 20-15 | Won 1 | 5-5 | ||
Florida Marlins | 83 | 77 | .519 | 7.5 | 45-36 | 38-41 | 39-31 | 19-20 | 20-16 | Lost 1 | 5-5 | ||
Atlanta Braves | 71 | 89 | .444 | 19.5 | 43-38 | 28-51 | 31-41 | 12-27 | 20-14 | Lost 1 | 4-6 | ||
Washington Nationals | 59 | 101 | .369 | 31.5 | 34-46 | 25-55 | 27-43 | 15-25 | 9-23 | Lost 3 | 2-8 | ||
Central | W | L | Pct | GB | Home | Road | East | Cent | West | Streak | L10 | ||
y-Chicago Cubs | 97 | 63 | .606 | -- | 55-26 | 42-37 | 20-12 | 48-32 | 23-10 | Won 1 | 6-4 | ||
Milwaukee Brewers | 89 | 72 | .553 | 8.5 | 48-32 | 41-40 | 16-19 | 46-32 | 20-13 | Lost 1 | 6-4 | ||
Houston Astros | 85 | 74 | .535 | 11.5 | 46-32 | 39-42 | 16-14 | 43-35 | 19-14 | Won 3 | 5-5 | ||
St. Louis Cardinals | 85 | 76 | .528 | 12.5 | 45-35 | 40-41 | 22-14 | 35-41 | 21-13 | Won 5 | 7-3 | ||
Cincinnati Reds | 74 | 87 | .460 | 23.5 | 43-38 | 31-49 | 19-17 | 31-46 | 15-18 | Lost 4 | 4-6 | ||
Pittsburgh Pirates | 66 | 94 | .413 | 31.0 | 39-42 | 27-52 | 15-17 | 32-49 | 13-19 | Won 1 | 3-7 | ||
West | W | L | Pct | GB | Home | Road | East | Cent | West | Streak | L10 | ||
y-Los Angeles Dodgers | 83 | 77 | .519 | -- | 48-33 | 35-44 | 16-18 | 23-18 | 39-31 | Lost 2 | 5-5 | ||
Arizona Diamondbacks | 80 | 80 | .500 | 3.0 | 46-33 | 34-47 | 15-21 | 17-22 | 42-28 | Won 1 | 6-4 | ||
Colorado Rockies | 74 | 86 | .463 | 9.0 | 43-38 | 31-48 | 15-21 | 21-18 | 31-39 | Lost 1 | 6-4 | ||
San Francisco Giants | 71 | 89 | .444 | 12.0 | 36-43 | 35-46 | 19-13 | 11-29 | 35-35 | Won 1 | 3-7 | ||
San Diego Padres | 62 | 98 | .388 | 21.0 | 34-45 | 28-53 | 15-16 | 15-24 | 29-43 | Lost 1 | 5-5 | ||
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