Your Special Get Out Of Racism Free Card

American Digest ^ | September 23, 2008 | vanderleun

[vanderleun]

If you're expecting, as we are all expecting, the post-racial Democrats to get more racist in the coming weeks, we have just the thing for you.

Print out a bunch of these on card stock and carry them around in case, by expressing even the smallest reservation about the fitness of Barack Obama, you get hit with the R-Bomb. These also come in handy if you misspeak or use a previously racially neutral word that has become racially-charged overnight.

Also, do not forget to take one to the polls in November, where you can trade it for your ballot!

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High Resolution PDF HERE

[gridlock]

I’m gonna need about a thousand of these things...

[Danrec]

We conservatives in Ohio don't need one because we already voted for Blackwell for governor. He's a conservative black man. What are the lefties excuses for not voting for him. They must be R's!

[martin_fierro]

I already have a Proclamation and Pardon, courtesy of the Good Dr. Walter E. Williams:

[Postman]

That’s the Eternally Good and Beneficent Walter E. Williams who needs to substitute for Rush much more frequently than he does.

[weegee]

I got one when I voted for Alan Keyes in the Republican Texas Primary.

[weegee]

I want one!