One day Sarah Palin was operating a yacht. She was doing a really good job. She had a minor problem with a deck hand and he was disciplined. She had another problem with an officer and transferred him to another part of the ship. He didn't want to serve in the other part of the ship so he resigned instead.
There were two sea captains watching, and they assured each other that she didn't have as much experience as they had. They were the captains of the Titanic and the Exxon Valdez.
In light of the spectacular mortgage meltdown, the credit crisis and the energy policy catastrophe, the people in D.C. who are critical of Sarah Palin should just STFU. It is my deepest wish that if she is elected, she will NOT perform her duties like many of those who have showed such ghastly incompetence.
“Geez,” the fisherman said. “This swamp absolutely STINKS! What the heck is causing it?” “There’s no one here but us Democrats” they said, and shrugged their shoulders.