Posted on 09/22/2008 8:07:45 AM PDT by TSchmereL
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, Maha-Rushie! America's Anchorman, Truth Detector, Doctor of Democracy, and Chief of the Patriotism Police. He is the man who runs America. He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do--That's host. Get ready to what you were born to do--That's listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
hi all...
gonna be interesting to see how Rush makes this work......
Translations please! LOL!!!
What’s scathing?
Padre nuestro que estás en el cielo
.........come on El Rushbo, ya can’t leave the spanish undone......what did ya say, to whom and when
Roberta Achtenberg of Clinton's HUD launched investigations of citizens of Berkeley, Calif. who had opposed HUD proposals with letter-writing, pamphleteering or other forms of peaceful protest.
Achtenberg ordered the protesters to turn over diaries, phone messages and other personal papers.
Berkeley? Street rabble? No. Homeowners who opposed a HUD proposal of housing for the poor smack-dab in the middle of their neighborhood.
She threatened to fine the protesters $50,000 but relented citing their First Amendment right to free speech.
Who told Achtenberg about our pesky Constitution?
If memory serves a federal judge did -- and the judge cleared the way for Ms Achtenberg herself, personally, to be held accountable and open to legal action. Again if memory serves Ms Achtenberg hightailed it back to San Francisco leaving her "brilliant" federal career behind.
No Achtenberg Wall between citizens and the Constitution, thank you!
I am sure of my memory that the federal judge ruled that a bureaucrat could be held personally responsible -- I'm surprised that more people don't seize the opportunity to redress actual grievances by going after the bureaucrat.
I’m telling you this would be quite funny if Rush used a sound track borrowed from the daytime spanish soaps and added some drama to the voice over. The spanish soaps crack me up. I have no idea what is going on but they do these crazy closeups of has been 50++ year old woman and men with toupees and pancake makeup trying to make them look sexy going into completely fake crying or anger or some emotion with clownish musica ramping up. Then they cut to a commercial with some dude yelling in a spanish ron-radio voice pitching used cars. Too funny.
ok...here's the translation:
Hello, suckers of Spanish. This is an ad for that wonderful Marxist Barak Hussien Obama, who is a MUSLIM and would like to start a race war against whites. Obama would help open the borders so MUSLIM TERRORISTS (is that a oxymoron) will run into our wonderful country to set off nuclear bombs.
If you want to vote smart... vote McCain and Palin. But we want you to vote dumb, because the world wants B H Obama. This is Hugo Chavez, Raul Castro and Fidel Castro and we support Obama.
Obama was going to do it in Korean but kim jung Il couldn't be found.
He called Obama a liar and to take off the mask etc. and that he is creating an atmosphere of racism for the sake of getting elected. That’s about what stuck to me.
So when can I expect my profit sharing check?
That sounds good...thanks...
I heard something in the Spanish commercial that said (paraphrasing) “if you don’t want to obey our laws, why are you in this country?”
Anyone else hear that?
Every single WEEK??!! Try every single year!..Thank God for Hockey.............
We do NOT own AIG. We are lending them money and could actually recover 8-12% interest. I thought we brought this out last week and it was confirmed?
Now Freddy and Ginny is a different bag. We will own them.
Obama, you are doing a great job...
The Packers had a bad day...
http://www.sportsecyclopedia.com/nhl/hartford/Whalers90slogo.gif
Thank God for Hockey.......not until this team is back from carolina
The best fans of hockey...
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