Goodbye Capitalism, it was nice knowing you, come back soon.
Hello Socialism. Hope you enjoy you’re stay.
Hank Paulson's New America:
- You are born in the State Owned Hospital, which was nationalized due to the Health Care Cost Crisis
- You attend government schools, of course, which were the first of the Great Socialist Entities
- You live in government owned housing, because of course, Private Ownership Is Far Too Risky. Of course, you must be an obedient little Prole, or else No House.
- You buy your insurance from the State Owned Insurance Company, because of course, We Must Not Let The Insurer Fight the Ill Winds of Competition. They're Sacred, ya know.
- Your job as an adult will of course be in the Bowels of the Benificent Government, which Owns All, For the Good of All.
Ah, the New America...Land of the Free, right Comrade?