[rightwingintelligentsia]

Greetings, fellow El-Conservo Tribe members!

I am getting sooo hacked off at the non-stop Palin media frenzy, particularly on Brian Ross's so-called Investigative site on ABC.com. The only thing he "investigates" is every minute aspect of Sarah Palin, all the time, including the stupid tanning bed!

So on the TIP form of Brian Ross's Blotter (http://abcnews.go.com/Blotter/), I sent him the following hot tip:

Pssst . . . . Brian . . . . I have it on good authority that Sarah Palin’s third cousin twice removed was once seen shopping at WAL-MART . . and, further (horror of horrors!) she purchased . . . a paperback edition of THE BIBLE!!!

I suggest your investigative team get right on it!

I'm sure the rest of you could come up with far better ones to send along. . .

[Clint N. Suhks]

hacked off

Miss Goody Two Shoes said "hacked off"?

OK, just kidding. Way to go! Your aggressiveness is giving me the vapors...

[Milhous]

I am getting sooo hacked off at the non-stop Palin media frenzy, particularly on Brian Ross's so-called Investigative site on ABC.com.

Most excellent that Palin now owns their cranium and haunts their every waking thought.

If your opponent is of choleric temper, seek to irritate him. - Sun Tzu

They hate her and they can't bring themselves under control..

[advertising guy]

wait til they find out Sarahcuda raised 3 polar bears from

cubs......She taught these cubs tricks....how to re-load,

apply new line to fishin poles and how to set fire to all

the black churches.