Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread - Wednesday 9/17/08

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[TSchmereL]

AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, Maha-Rushie! America's Anchorman, Truth Detector, Doctor of Democracy, and Chief of the Patriotism Police. He is the man who runs America. He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do--That's host. Get ready to what you were born to do--That's listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).

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[TSchmereL]

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[TSchmereL]

Calling all Ditto Heads, True Conservatives, El Conservo Tribe Members, and Operation Chaos Agents!

[Milhous]

Some preshow entertainment for your reading pleasure.

H/T abb

In Amid 2008 Campaign Cacophony on the Web, Print Reverts to Hobbesian State New York Times editor Bill Keller whinges about how new media prevents Pinch's old gray hag from getting a lot of mileage out of political hit jobs. Off the top of his head Keller laments about the ineffectiveness of hit jobs on:

John McCain
Sarah Palin
Cindy McCain

And ... wait for it ...

Bill Clinton
(For the sake of supposed balance? Sheesh, political hack much, Keller?)

[Enterprise]

Bump!

[WorkerbeeCitizen]

Howdy.

[Tamar1973]

Annyonghaseyo!

[Unrepentant VN Vet]

WnL mode

[Clint N. Suhks]

SNL Sarahcuda skit. Bestest/Funniest impression EVER!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wi9WEj21h1g

[Roccus]

Here for as long as FR holds out. I expect it to go south around 12:00 noon EDT as it normally does.

[rightwingintelligentsia]

Greetings, fellow El-Conservo Tribe members!

I am getting sooo hacked off at the non-stop Palin media frenzy, particularly on Brian Ross's so-called Investigative site on ABC.com. The only thing he "investigates" is every minute aspect of Sarah Palin, all the time, including the stupid tanning bed!

So on the TIP form of Brian Ross's Blotter (http://abcnews.go.com/Blotter/), I sent him the following hot tip:

Pssst . . . . Brian . . . . I have it on good authority that Sarah Palin’s third cousin twice removed was once seen shopping at WAL-MART . . and, further (horror of horrors!) she purchased . . . a paperback edition of THE BIBLE!!!

I suggest your investigative team get right on it!

I'm sure the rest of you could come up with far better ones to send along. . .

[tamerakitten]

PMS Kitten with Uzi in WnL mode

[advertising guy]

.......SGT> WAR PAINT SQUIRREL...........seated

but it’s a short day for yo

[Anti-Hillary]

PLEASE Rush! Hammer home the fact that Obama has violated the Logan Act. HAMMER IT!!!!!! The scumbag and the media are working overtime to bury this story. It needs to be front and center!

[Clint N. Suhks]

hacked off

Miss Goody Two Shoes said "hacked off"?

OK, just kidding. Way to go! Your aggressiveness is giving me the vapors...

[Milhous]

I am getting sooo hacked off at the non-stop Palin media frenzy, particularly on Brian Ross's so-called Investigative site on ABC.com.

Most excellent that Palin now owns their cranium and haunts their every waking thought.

If your opponent is of choleric temper, seek to irritate him. - Sun Tzu

They hate her and they can't bring themselves under control..

[WakeUpAndVote]

Thanks for the ping!

[advertising guy]

wait til they find out Sarahcuda raised 3 polar bears from

cubs......She taught these cubs tricks....how to re-load,

apply new line to fishin poles and how to set fire to all

the black churches.

[LonePalm]

Maker of Good Eats is in the tepee and still not on the Ping List.

Garde la Foi, mes amis! Nous nous sommes les sauveurs de la République! Maintenant et Toujours!
(Keep the Faith, my friends! We are the saviors of the Republic! Now and Forever!)
LonePalm, le Républicain du verre cassé (The Broken Glass Republican)

[DogBarkTree]

Standing by waiting for orders, sir.

[EagleandLiberty]

A sweaty Chief RinoHunter reporting in. Had 3 games of Volleyball, 4 games of tennis and 2 games of pickleball this morning.