(to the tune of the Pink Panther theme) Dead ant dead ant dead ant dead ant dead ant dead ant dead ant dead dead dead ant
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“Once there was a little ol’ ant, thought he could move a rubbertree plant, but everyone knows that an ant, can’t, mooovvve a rubbertree plant.
But he had hiiiiiiiiiiiiiigh hopes, he had hiiiiiiiiiiiiiigh hopes....”
2 posted on
09/16/2008 10:07:32 AM PDT by
freeagle
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3 posted on
09/16/2008 10:08:13 AM PDT by
Red Badger
(If you're not part of the solution, then you must be part of the government............)
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Scientists discover 120 million year-old antProbably my Ant Gertrude. She fits the bill.
4 posted on
09/16/2008 10:08:13 AM PDT by
Still Thinking
(Quis custodiet ipsos custodes?)
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Hmm, it doesn’t look a day over 50 million.
6 posted on
09/16/2008 10:09:37 AM PDT by
Reaganesque
(Vote: mccain/PALIN 2008!!)
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After 120 million years, that ant needs a walker.
7 posted on
09/16/2008 10:09:37 AM PDT by
samtheman
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So, you’re walking around the Amazon jungle, and low and behold, you find an .. ant? I guess in a cave somewhere? How bizarre.
9 posted on
09/16/2008 10:10:51 AM PDT by
TruthConquers
(Delendae sunt publici scholae)
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Scientists discover 120 million year-old antAnd kill it and stick it on a card. ;^)
10 posted on
09/16/2008 10:10:58 AM PDT by
TigersEye
(This is the age of the death of reason.)
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14 posted on
09/16/2008 10:17:35 AM PDT by
Young Werther
(Julius Caesar (Quae Cum Ita Sunt. Since these things are so.))
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And they say McCain’s too old. Hah!
16 posted on
09/16/2008 10:23:36 AM PDT by
AZ .44 MAG
(Am I foolish to explain things? He had such trouble with my name.)
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17 posted on
09/16/2008 10:30:43 AM PDT by
Petronski
(Please pray for the success of McCain and Palin. Every day, whenever you pray.)
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A new species of Martialis heureka, a blind, subterranean, predatory ant Now just what do you think he said when he discovered it??
20 posted on
09/16/2008 10:41:34 AM PDT by
mikrofon
(And did it come from Mars?)
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The ants grew eyes and then became “a-i-n’ts” and now there ain’t no ants like that.
23 posted on
09/16/2008 11:06:57 AM PDT by
count-your-change
(You don't have be brilliant, not being stupid is enough.)
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The ant looked at the bugologist through the microscope and said, "Am I too late to catch Sarah Palin in New Mexico?"
The bugologist being a liberal flicked the ant from the rock it was found crawling across as the ant yelled, "drill baby drill!"
They are coming out of the earth for McCain/Palin :-D.
24 posted on
09/16/2008 11:08:34 AM PDT by
GOP Poet
To: SunkenCiv
Subterranean predatory ant ping. Fortunately they are tiny.
26 posted on
09/16/2008 11:14:51 AM PDT by
BBell
36 posted on
09/16/2008 11:21:40 PM PDT by
SunkenCiv
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