This is all quite logical since a sicko lefist like Lennon would eventually scribe a song
“Imagine”
Imagine there’s no heaven
It’s easy if you try
No hell below us
Above us only sky
Imagine all the people
Living for today...
Imagine there’s no countries
It isn’t hard to do
Nothing to kill or die for
And no religion too
Imagine all the people
Living life in peace...
You may say I’m a dreamer
But I’m not the only one
I hope someday you’ll join us
And the world will be as one
Imagine no possessions
I wonder if you can
No need for greed or hunger
A brotherhood of man
Imagine all the people
Sharing all the world...
You may say I’m a dreamer
But I’m not the only one
I hope someday you’ll join us
And the world will live as one.
Marxist Pol Pot Shite.
Lennon described Imagine as “virtually the Communist Manifesto.” Perhaps it should be John Lenin?
I think the same thing too. Whenever I hear that song I immediately turn the station or channel.
Magical Misery Tour
Tony Hendra, National Lampoon
I resent performing for you ****ers! Tell me, what do you know? A lot of faggot middle-class kids Wearing long hair and trendy clothes. Look, I’m not your ****ing parents And I’m sick of uptight hippies coming knocking at me door With a ****ing peace symbol Get this, got that I don’t owe you ****ers anything. And all I’ve got to say is “**** you!”
The sky is blue.
And Mick Jagger I think that Mick’s a joke with all his stupid faggot dancing I always did. Wiggling his ass, you know, its just a lot of bull****. And where does he come off saying all those tarty things about the Beatles? When every ****ing thing we ever did Mick tried to copy and you know we even wrote his second ****ing record for him No, the Stones, aren’t the same in class as the Beatles, either music-wise or power-wise; they never ever were.
Pardon me sir.
Paul said he hated Yoko Tell me, why should Yoko have to take that kind of **** - **** from those ****ing sons of ****hes? George said she gave off evil vibes I should have beat the ****ing **** right out of him, him with his ****ing Hari Krishnas.
Me Auntie she tore up me ****ing poems She just threw the bastards out. I can’t forgive her ‘cause she didn’t treat me like a ****king genius. Look, you bastards, I’m a genius! Like Shakespeare and Beethoven and Van Gogh. Don’t you DARE criticize my work! “Don’t Worry Kyoko” is one of the ****ing BEST rock and roll records ever made! I’m a ****ing artist! I’m sensitive as ****! I throw up before I go on stage! I could make a guitar SPEAK! If I could be a fisherman, I would, But I CAN’T because I’m a ****ING GENIUS! I was the Walrus - Paul wasn’t the Walrus! I was just saying that to be nice, but I was actually the Walrus! You know that rubbish he’s been singing? EASTMAN WAS AN ANIMAL! A ****ING STUPID MIDDLE-CLASS PIG! I WON’T LET ****ING ANIMALS LIKE THAT NEAR ME! Yoko is a supreme intellectual! I’ll tell you why nobody likes her music because she’s a woman, and she’s Oriental, that’s why!
Where are you Mother? They’re trying to crucify me!
Genius is pain, Genius is pain, Genius is pain, Genius is PAIN!! YOKO!!!! MOTHER!!!! {Fade out on howling and gutteral screaming)
Yoko’s voice: The dleam is over.
One day, I actually paid attention to those lyrics and was horrified. What a dirt bag.