Posted on 09/13/2008 10:23:09 AM PDT by dighton
An Open Letter to Sarah Palin
By Wile E. Reporter
National Political Correspondent, MSNBCNNABS
(Medius Vulgaris)
*Knock Knock Knock*
Good afternoon, madam. Allow me to introduce myself: my name is Wile E. Reporter, investigative correspondent for an international network news gathering organization. No doubt you may have seen my award-winning coverage, assuming your igloo is equipped with a satellite dish. No, I am not selling anything nor am I working my way through college, so let’s get down to cases. You are a Republican candidate, and I am going to eat you alive. Now don’t try to get away! I am more educated, more cunning, faster, and larger than you are... and I’m a genius. In fact, I have not one, but two diplomas from the Acme Correspondence School of Journalism. And you? Why, you could hardly pass the entrance examinations to kindergarten, let alone the vice presidency of a major western democracy. Rather than suffer the inevitable torture of the vetting I am about to give you, I think you will agree that it’s best for both of us that we save time and get this over with quickly. I will give you the customary two minutes to say your prayers, and take the “Eagleton option.”
*SLAM*
Sigh. Why do they always want to do it the hard way?
Acme ping.
Geez, nowyadunit. Now I gotta go dig out my copy of that short and watch it again, with the new dialog.
BTTT!!!!!!!
Reading this reminded me of a great old Iowahawk piece on media elites in “Red State” America - having to go to Crawford TX.
http://iowahawk.typepad.com/iowahawk/2005/08/bush_country_fa.html
No one parodies the self important left better (and their petulance about Palin is even worse)!
The day Sarah spoke at the convention, the hospital in Wasilla had at least 10 phones calls from various news organizations, all asking about Trig’s birth. Damndable scum!
A terrific blast from the past. Thanks.
TEH HOK ROX
Go, my pet, and do my bidding! Ah, how ravishing you are... and deadly! And so very, very shiny... so shiny I can see... my own... reflection...
Yeh. A lot of American reporters have the reflection problem. BTT.
I’m amazed there aren’t more posts here!
What comedic genius! ROFL!
Amazed and dismayed myself, dwelling on it as little as possible.
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