Sarah Palin Themesong Found! (Slideshow Gurus Neede)

Free Republic Exclusive! ^ | September 11, 2008 | Vanity, Shameless

[Defiant]

Sorry for the shameless vanity, but.....

I think I found a great theme song for Sarah Palin. All it needs is someone to take some of her rapidly expanding file of stock photos that I have seen here and elsewhere, and put it to this music.

Some of you may have seen this Obama video:

Building a Religion.

Here are the lyrics to another song by the same (undoubtedly leftwing) group, Cake:

Cake short skirt, long jacket

I want a girl with a mind like a diamond
I want a girl who knows whats best
I want a girl with shoes that cut
And eyes that burn like cigarettes
I want a girl with the right allocation
Whos fast, and thorough, and sharp as a tack
Shes playing with her jewelry, shes putting up her hair
Shes touring the facility and picking up slack
I want a girl with a short skirt,
And a loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooong jacket

I want a girl who gets up early
I want a girl who stays up late
I want a girl with uninterrupted prosperity
Who uses a machetti to cut through red tape
With fingernails that shine like justice
And a voice that is dark like tinted glass
She is fast, thorough, and sharp as a tack
Shes touring the facility and picking up slack
I want a girl with a short skirt,
And a long, long jacket

Nanananananananananananananananananananananananananananana

I want a girl with a smooth liquidation
I want a girl with good dividends
At citi bank we will meet accidentally
Well start to talk when she borrows my pen
She wants a car with a cup holder arm rest
She wants a car that will get her there
Shes changing her name from kiddy to karen
Shes trading her mg for a white chrysler le barron
I want a girl with a short skirt,
And a
Looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooong
Jacket

Nanananananananananananananananananananananananananananana

Here's a link to the song so you can hear what it sounds like:

Short Skirt, Long Jacket

I think this song fits Sarah to a T. I also think a video like the Obama one linked above, with Sarah Palin pictures would be very appropriate. Does anyone agree, and if so, is anyone out there able to do the job?

[Defiant]

Charlie Gibson will be disappointed if we do this.

Also, feel free to post pictures that should be used in the slideshow. Touring facilities, cutting red tape, wearing a long jacket, etc.

[caphillbabe]

I prefer
No Doubt - Just a Girl

came on the radio yesterday and I thought it would be hilarious to play in the wake of Swinegate.

[eyedigress]

My Eyes Adored You would be alright.

[Defiant]

I don’t know that one. I’ll check it out.

[Kevmo]

Here’s my song contribution.

Sung to the tune of “Oh! Susanna, don’t you cry for me.” .... “Oh, no Bama, please don’t lie to me... for I’m off to Free Republic with a laptop on my knee.”

I come from Minnesota with my laptop on my knee; | I’m goin’ to Free Republic my true love for to see. | It rained all night the day you left, | the weather it was dry; | The sun so hot you froze to death, | Obama don’t you lie. | | Oh! No Bama, don’t you lie to me; | I come from Minnesota, with my laptop on my knee.

I had a dream the other night, | When everything was still; | I thought I saw Obama dear, | A-coming for The Hill. | The smearing lie was in Duluth, | The croc tear in his eye, | Said I, I’m coming for the truth | Obama don’t you lie. | | Oh! No Bama, don’t you lie to me; | I’m off to Free Republic, | with my laptop on my knee.

I fight in my pajamas, | It’s plain for all to see. | I aim to be the next Buckhead; | The media all hate me. | I fell in love with Sarah | When my sister bit a moose. | The Guvnor’s family ate it up | And then they set it loose. | | Oh! No Bama, don’t you lie to me; | I’m off to Free Republic, | with my laptop on my knee.

She loves her sons, she likes her guns, | and Triggernometry. | The media will jump the shark | When Juan makes history. | Well, JimRob knows she’ll pave the trolls | So controversially, | And Berg will knock Obama down | With friends of Hillary. | | Oh! No Bama, don’t you lie to me; | I’m off to Free Republic with a laptop on my knee.

I soon will be in Hawaii, | And then I’ll look all ‘round, | And when I find his birth record, | I’ll fall upon the ground. | But if I do not find it, | This Freeper’ll surely die, | And when I’m dead and buried, | Obama don’t you lie. | | Oh! No Bama, don’t you cry for me; | I’m off to Free Republic with a laptop on my knee.

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/chat/2073903/posts?page=30#30

[Defiant]

Speaking of eyes, I did this one a few days ago:

With apologies to Kim Carnes--Bette Davis Eyes

Her words are solid gold
Her lipstick is nice
Her actions always bold
She's got Ronald Reagan eyes

And she'll tease them,
She'll unease them
all the better, she'll displease them
She's precocious
And she knows just what to do to make a foe hush.
She's got lines to deflate
all those lies,
she got
Ronald Reagan eyes.

[Defiant]

LOL!

[fortunecookie]

Charlie Gibson will be disappointed if we do this.

Kinda like the icing on the cake? >:-)

Who uses a machetti to cut through red tape With fingernails that shine like justice

LOL, I know that song! Perfect! (And now it's stuck in my head...)

[wideawake]

I like it. Not a big fan of Cake and the one song that they write over and over, but this is potentially quite good.

[TrishaSC]

Did you check out this animated youtube version? She’s got her hair up like Sarah. All she needs is the glasses.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YgmIiQbwTEY&feature=related

[Defiant]

I've had the song in my MP3 player for a few years now. I was out jogging today,and the song started playing, and I started listening to the lyrics, and I thought, "man, this IS describing Sarah Palin". Well, till the end anyway. And I had viewed the "Building a Religion" Obama video before, and it was amazing how well THAT song fits Obama. So I thought this would be a good one to make into a companion slideshow. Only I'm no good at that.

Here's a picture to use, maybe in the "tough as nails" part:

[eyedigress]

I love it. LOL!

And she knows just what to do to make a foe hush.

And she knows just what to do to make a JOE hush.

:^)

[ETL]

Baracuda!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4sN-d2NbUMo

[Defiant]

I just checked it out. They made her into some kind of nuclear inspector “touring the facility”. Very funny that they made the character look a lot like Sarah. That naughty librarian/nuclear scientist/governor look.

[Tweeker]

Here is Bob Dylan’s song about another wonderful and mystical woman named Sara - check out the last lines:

I laid on a dune, I looked at the sky,
When the children were babies and played on the beach.
You came up behind me, I saw you go by,
You were always so close and still within reach.

Sara, Sara,
Whatever made you want to change your mind?
Sara, Sara,
So easy to look at, so hard to define.

I can still see them playin’ with their pails in the sand,
They run to the water their buckets to fill.
I can still see the shells fallin’ out of their hands
As they follow each other back up the hill.

Sara, Sara,
Sweet virgin angel, sweet love of my life,
Sara, Sara,
Radiant jewel, mystical wife.

Sleepin’ in the woods by a fire in the night,
Drinkin’ white rum in a Portugal bar,
Them playin’ leapfrog and hearin’ about Snow White,
You in the marketplace in Savanna-la-Mar.

Sara, Sara,
It’s all so clear, I could never forget,
Sara, Sara,
Lovin’ you is the one thing I’ll never regret.

I can still hear the sounds of those Methodist bells,
I’d taken the cure and had just gotten through,
Stayin’ up for days in the Chelsea Hotel,
Writin’ “Sad-Eyed Lady of the Lowlands” for you.

Sara, Sara,
Wherever we travel we’re never apart.
Sara, oh Sara,
Beautiful lady, so dear to my heart.

How did I meet you? I don’t know.
A messenger sent me in a tropical storm.
You were there in the winter, moonlight on the snow
And on Lily Pond Lane when the weather was warm.

Sara, oh Sara,
Scorpio Sphinx in a calico dress,
Sara, Sara,
You must forgive me my unworthiness.

Now the beach is deserted except for some kelp
And a piece of an old ship that lies on the shore.
You always responded when I needed your help,
You gimme a map and a key to your door.

Sara, oh Sara,
Glamorous nymph with an arrow and bow,
Sara, oh Sara,
Don’t ever leave me, don’t ever go.

[Defiant]

Yup, she sure did make Joe hush. He wants to give up, and is asking to be replaced by Hillary.

[eyedigress]

My royalty fee is well below the national avg. BTW :^)

[Defiant]

Todd might not like parts of that one if we sing it Sarah. First Dude might run us over with a snowmobile.

[Defiant]

Lennon and McCartney
Rodgers and Hammerstein.......

Defiant and eyedigress?

[fortunecookie]

I have it burned on an old CD from the ‘free’ music days! (I need to get an IPod or MP3). I love that song. It really fits her. It doesn’t seem as well known here, but when people here it, well, it soooo fits. And, lol, I hadn’t even heard the Building a Religion with Obama, but wow. It surely fits. I’ll have to look up some pics, but tomorrow, I have an early day...