Posted on 09/10/2008 10:44:49 PM PDT by Lizavetta
Well, the sidewalk was in Texas so it was no big deal to drive down it. when I was little, I drove my tricycle on the sidewalk - he just had a bigger tricycle.
Greek Tater Salad
5 - 6 taters
2 T water
1/4 C olive oil
1 chopped onion
Juice of 1 lime
2 tsp "oregano"
2 Twinkies
Peel & nuke taters & water until tender
Eat Twinkie
Stir in remaining ingredients
Enjoy with second Twinkie
*pilot turns around* we’re having some engine trouble, we’ll have to turn around.
Aw, I’m a big fan of ol’ “Tater Salad,” author of the immortal line, “If you kill somebody in Texas, we kill you back!” Hope he doesn’t get stuck in jail for this nonsense.
Three grams? Good heavens. Kick the guy loose. Some menace to society there...
If his present wife was the snitch, have to get another wife. Or was his dog, Sluggo, the nasty snitch? Can’t believe Sluggo did it, for he wouldn’t get any more M&Ms tucked inside his jowls for treats.
I hope they notify Interpol! Oh the humanity!
What a waste of time and manpower.
very funny guy..shame but obviously the cops want to give him more material..LOL
Too bad he wasn't landing in CO. $100 fine for the pot and a $100 fine for the paraphernalia. No arrest, no jail, no bail to post.
Wow, 3 grams!!!! Why they should of just executed “the Tater” on the spot./s
That’s profiling and that’s wrong.
he only had three grams because they smoked the other twenty-five grams during the flight.
IIRC - he has a routine about engine trouble on a small plane.
I must admit - i think that he is very, very, funny.
Maybe an ex-wife or angry girlfriend put it in his luggage and called in the tip while the flight was in the air. I remember Sam Kinison telling a story during one of his comedy shows about his girlfriend putting a loaded gun in his luggage after he tried to break up with her. I doubt Ron was talking about his marijuana on the plane so someone called that knew about it before he boarded the flight. Very funny man - I bet he will tell who the tattle-tail was in his act.
Whew. Society is safe once again.
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“Holding a glass of scotch in one hand and a cigarette or cigar in the other,”
It’s a blunt!
I think I'll phone a few of those in myself. Especially against people I don't like. It might even true.
a passenger carrying illegal drugs
less than 3 grams of marijuana
Three grams is one tenth of an ounce. Just think, he could have had 128 Fluid Ounces of Scotch and nothing would be said.
Isn't it sad that one can use the police to settle a score.
He's got another one that goes something like:
"I did cocaine once." (pause) "For seven years.
"I only did it to learn the metric system."
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