> I can see the SNL skit where Sarah Palin is accused of everything from the kidnapping of the Lindbergh baby and the disappearance of Jimmy Hoffa to the Chernobyl disaster and the extinction of the dinosaurs
Sarah Palin is the False Prophet who, along with the Beast and the Antichrist, was prophesied in Revelations.
Sarah Palin is also a Freemason. And a member of the Illuminati. And a member of Opus Dei.
Sarah Palin gets to decide the price of gasoline. All by herself.
Sarah Palin IS the Electoral College. She gets to decide who the next President is.
Sarah Palin also gets to decide who wins all of those cereal box contests. And all the McDonalds contests, too. Usually it is Track, sometimes it is Piper.
Sarah Palin didn’t shoot JFK — that was Lee Harvey Oswald. But she gave the Order.
You forgot “Sarah Palin is Bush’s fault.”
I once saw Sarah Palin kill a moose by throwing a bullet clean through the animal. The bullet went trough and lodged itself in pine tree six inches deep. It was an AK 47 bullet. She drank some of the mooses’ blood too.
...Any NYT journo should run with that...
Sarah Palin owns the state.She owns the Church. She picks the winners of Star Search.