I once saw Sarah Palin kill a moose by throwing a bullet clean through the animal. The bullet went trough and lodged itself in pine tree six inches deep. It was an AK 47 bullet. She drank some of the mooses’ blood too.
...Any NYT journo should run with that...
Have you ever noticed how Wonder Woman and Sarah Palin are never seen at the same place, at the same time?
Sarah Palin likes to go duck hunting. She doesn’t use a shotgun: she shoots down the ducks with her cold, icy stare.
Sarah Palin went Salmon fishing one day. A Kodiak bear tried to steal her catch. So she wrestled with the bear and won, best of three falls.
Sarah Palin and Chuck Norris got into a fight once. Chuck said “I don’t fight girls...” and Sarah said “neither do I” and knocked out all his teeth.
During the Arctic wintertime the sun sets and doesn’t rise again for six months. That’s because Sarah Palin likes to sleep in.
The Secret Service protects the President, but who protects the Secret Service? Sarah Palin. She doesn’t need bodyguards: she lets the Secret Service stay close to her so that they don’t get hurt.