[El Cid]

This guy is shaping up as the Eddie Haskell candidate.
Act like a punk to give your supporters some 'yucks', and when called on it -- respond that you're shocked (shocked I tells ya) that anyone could think that you meant such a thing. 'Gee whiz Mrs. Cleaver, I would never do anything rude...'

[afortiori]

Hey Squirt,

Not as sickly sweet as one the all time great characters, Eddie Haskell, but I like your point.

And, by the way, may I say you look nice today, Mrs, Cleaver.