Posted on 09/10/2008 12:20:56 PM PDT by lfrank
Top five redneck baby-daddy cars
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WHATEVER.
I drive a 2003 Mustang Cobra with a factory supercharger(that’s “blower” to Bill Clinton).
Yessirree, bob! I reckon I’m a redneck. Damn, who knew?
I'm kinda stumped here. I have a '65 Fastback, which is collectible/elitist. However, the 289-4V and Toploader are tucked away in my garage, replaced with the EFI 5.0 and tranny from a '93 Cobra. Do I have to add a supercharger in order to be a redneck? With the cost of that particular go-fast part, I'd think it would tip me back in the "elitist" direction.
I know there are a few interests, such as fly-fishing (popular in Alaska, I do believe...), that hint at the possibility of an Elitist-Redneck hybrid. Maybe I are one! ;-)
LOL, with that size motor, it’ll be like a 2-lb chihuahua with a 10-lb head! you may want to convert it to a front wheel drive just so the drive wheels stay in contact with the road!
Funny, my wife says the same thing when I point out car stuff. ;-)
The Short Answer:
It is whitey’s fault. For everything.
And to fan the flames-throw in some moral equivalence-worshipping, self-hating white “progressives” who are going to prove their sophistication and hipness by condescending to disparage unfashionable, traditional value, fly-over Christians.
I thought Joe drove a clapped-out Road Runner Superbird. Of course, that was filmmaker's license - few rednecks could afford to buy the Holy Grail of the Mopar musclecar crowd - even if such a deplorable example could be found.
Cause Rednecks aren't owned by anyone.
Well, Hammer, I think you’re in good shape just the way you are!
That’s a very pretty car you’ve got there! Enjoy it!
I like your post the best. It’s a keeper- it has my vote.
Thanks
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