Posted on 09/10/2008 12:20:56 PM PDT by lfrank
Top five redneck baby-daddy cars
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So, that sounds like a lot of fun. That’s a really good motor and trany. How much HP do you think that’ll make?
Are you a redneck like me? :)
As the proud owner of a 1979 Trans Am, I am gratified that my car made the list...
...But either someone is guilty of voter fraud, or the LA Times is out of touch with Redneck America. Everyone knows that the you ain’t a redneck unless you have a big ol’ Chevy 4X4 pickup!
I demand a recount!!
It's been said that if you follow an IROC Camaro long enough you'll eventually arrive at a trailer park
Oh Well!
Why is it okay to call po’ whites “rednecks”, but not okay to call po’ blacks “niggers”?
Seriously. Does anybody know?
Our mustangs are not ‘redneck’!
“Well, of course, the Ford Mustang, but which one? You cant have the fifth-generation Mustang, the current body design, because those are cool and they have some residual value. It cant be an ‘60s-era Mustang either, because they too are cool and valuable collector’s items. You dont want people thinking youre an elitist, do you? What will really wow them down at the hunting lodge is a third-gen, Fox-platform Mustang, with a big, thirsty 5.0-liter. Extra points for a convertible with a gun rack welded up out of square-section tubing. Double bonus if you can drive your ATV onto the rear luggage rack.”
I married my baby's mother, but I'm still a redneck. My wife grew up and left me "find herself" and decided to remarry 20 years later to a Canadian she met somewhere on a bike ride in Europe. I've remained single. I don't need the hassle.
Well,... I’m pretty sure he won’t be driving a purple 1976 Cadillac Eldorado with a puffy white vinyl roof, a hip-hop thundering stereo, and 24” spinners (or riding AMTRAK so he can connect w/”the people”).
They’re everywhere!
You might be an elitist snob if you call a fiance a “baby-daddy.”
ONE OF THE BEST CAR SONGS - EVER:
They have “1977 Trans Am SE” listed as #2, but then show a picture of a 1979-81 Trans Am. At least it is black.
There was a mock Daytona or Superbird (couldn't get a real good look at it - but I know it wasn't a real one), a real '67 GTX convertible (called it a Hemi Road-Runner, but Road-Runners came out in '68, and looked nothing like that '67 GTX), and a late 70s firebird (ala Smokey and the Bandit).
I live in Kansas and voted for Bush twice. I could drive a Volvo and they would still consider me a redneck.
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